Shardik
on living room by elmundo
10 Oct 2003, 5:45 PM
Sounds more like the pantry.
Self masturbation on an elementary level.
Like a bent uncut penis doing it's dirty work in my colon.
An opera of teenage hormonal implamentation. A warm cup of boob juice with a dash of bat pee and a smattering of worm hair. 10!
Wow! I would never have guessed that someone would have experienced sex!
This poem is nowhere near as excellent as the title would suggest.
?-Dave_Mysterious-?
replying on Life on the Sidewalk (with superfluous vulgarisms) by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
10 Oct 2003, 5:14 PM
Ah ha! I tricked you all along! My IQ is really 114!!!!!
listen here bud. you know better than to question my intelligence, I don't have any.
I can't get past the first sentence. Is that the first sentence?
Appetizing, very.
yes but what you need is an ignorance license. I have just contacted the Federal Bureau of Stupidity and they inform me that your licence expired shortly after you accidentally stapled your tongue to a tramp's crapping arse.
tong winded?
what would you cut out?
too reflective?
what do you mean by that?
needs to be snappier?
will take that into consideration, thanks.
titles are labels, aren't they?
Therapist or orchidess?
(...three more inches of flattop to rock my world harder... funny)
ever heard of a creative license?
kingit
on Gilded Stumps of Olde (AN STORY THAT IS NOT AN POEME) by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
10 Oct 2003, 2:34 PM
yuk-yuck
Some good poems today from you, congratulations. 9
Before you go... could you remove my penis from the worst list? It's been up there for over a year, see, and it's beginning to feel a slight draft.
Whoa