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god'swife on The Fate of the Gilt by OneFingerAnswer 26 Feb 2003, 4:35 PM
Isn't "hath" in line 2? The end is better than the beginning. That is my personal flaw. e
Sometimes the gold gets swallowed, but then it comes out your ass buried undered a pile of crap. This needs to be dug through. 
Lord Ganus replying on Ode to Chicken Kiev by bunniesnangels 26 Feb 2003, 4:24 PM
For some reason I only like this when it's my own ass.
Lord Ganus replying on Ode to Chicken Kiev by bunniesnangels 26 Feb 2003, 4:21 PM
Nut casserole makes a festive dish for holiday entertaining. Serves two (one if you're really hungry) Ingredients: 2 nuts 1 fresh casserole While casserole is still hot, insert nuts, reserving one, on the left. Cover and put in freezer until room temperature. Insert reserve nut on the right. Serve with a good Rhone valley Shaftonnay.
Freethinker1602 replying on The Sadistic Mirth by Freethinker1602 26 Feb 2003, 4:18 PM
Perhaps you misunderstood the comment. I try to catch all of my errors before posting, so I run them through word processor. The poems are submitted from a journal that I keep with me at all times. Most of the stuff you read is from the beginning of September. I just try to catch all errors. My futuristic idea of the earth is total annihalation of the human race. Bush will take care of that one for us though...
sk8boardandpoems replying on No One by sk8boardandpoems 26 Feb 2003, 4:17 PM
Yes i am aware that she is better than me but that does not intimidate me(if it was meant to) i am once again just starting out! i'll take your comments into concideration and work on it
Lord Ganus replying on Ode to Chicken Kiev by bunniesnangels 26 Feb 2003, 4:15 PM
Sigh but I have but two of mine own
sk8boardandpoems replying on sick and demented by sk8boardandpoems 26 Feb 2003, 4:14 PM
Thanx i agree since i am a beginner i don not know that much but with some advice and pointers from you people i can fix my mistakes and work on it! Thanx
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on Ode to Chicken Kiev by bunniesnangels 26 Feb 2003, 4:02 PM
Black walnuts were the scourge of the seas in the fourteenth century.
Lord Ganus replying on Ode to Chicken Kiev by bunniesnangels 26 Feb 2003, 3:59 PM
A LIFE WITHOUT PECANS WOULD BE A LIFE WORSE THAN A LIFE WORSE THAN DIABETES. How about black walnuts?
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on Ode to Chicken Kiev by bunniesnangels 26 Feb 2003, 3:59 PM
Ass Casserole * 1 ass * 1 casserole Insert ass into casserole. Serve with chilled wine.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on Ode to Chicken Kiev by bunniesnangels 26 Feb 2003, 3:58 PM
Pecans can give you the diabetes.
Lord Ganus on Her bloody diamonds by Bachus 26 Feb 2003, 3:56 PM
AND SO THE HORUSETTLE WARS BEGAN.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on The Sadistic Mirth by Freethinker1602 26 Feb 2003, 3:54 PM
It's just like a MAN to rely on a machine to write his poetry for him. I suppose you'd like the whole of human life to be determined and controlled by machines? People like you would have us constantly strapped to some sort of bionic gurney, receiving nutrients through a futuristic "graviton thermometer" and expelling the unwanted matter into a curious funnel-shaped tube held by the animated slave-robot we call "Newman" (NEW MAN). You need to get your face out the science textbook and start realising that poetry comes from the HEART. That's why it's called "poetry". Did you know that "HEART" has over two letters in common with "POETRY"? Well you do now. I suggest you think about that one the next time you post one of your chauvinistic, technocratic diatribes.
Lucifer replying on Fuck the system by which we live by Lucifer 26 Feb 2003, 3:52 PM
Yes I fixed everything, sorry bout posting all the stuff that shouldn't be dust myte, The purpose is to be on the list of the worst poems written. I pitty you.
Lord Ganus replying on Ode to Chicken Kiev by bunniesnangels 26 Feb 2003, 3:49 PM
It also gets you laid. (period)
Lucifer replying on Oh holy shit by Lucifer 26 Feb 2003, 3:49 PM
I wish to be on the list of the most aweful poems, give me a zero
Lord Ganus replying on Ode to Chicken Kiev by bunniesnangels 26 Feb 2003, 3:48 PM
Other reason: food is delicious, nobody my age can cook for shit and thus it makes me better than them, there is vast conspiracy between restaurants, tv-dinner and snack food companies to convince people that it is hard to cook, because the only grocery store near me doesn't sell the sort of hardcore snack foods that are best (they do have excellent produce though). And dessert, truly is the best. I should make a pecan pie. Now. Fuck homework.
Lucifer replying on hopefully More than once by Lucifer 26 Feb 2003, 3:48 PM
Will you not give me the satisfaction of being on the worst poems list? That is why I have written such talentless trash. Giv me fucking zeroes and I shall be happy. By the way razorgrin, your apostrophe was on the wrong side of the s
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on Ode to Chicken Kiev by bunniesnangels 26 Feb 2003, 3:45 PM
I don't think I could view cooking time as recreational unless I was tossing off into a convenient bun.