one must be careful what one wishes for. thanks for the reminder, p&k.

no, i don't think you're a dirty bassshtard. you sheem well-groomed to me <hic!> 'ector! more...olives! <she falls> <baba helps her up and carries her to the sofa, covers her with an olive wool blanket> shcared? i'm nbot shcared of nuthin'. (she slurs, but inside, she's saying 'heights! good lord, heights! how the fuck can p&k be so damn excited about that bungee jump? shit you'd have to bind me to get me near the edge, never mind harnessed in) but alound, she just says 'rollercoashtersh!" (even though she loves rollercosters, and is not afraid of them at all, not even the ones where your feet dangle, and you're 90 million stories up, 'cuz that part's over really quickly, and you're swirling and sweeping and pounding and looping and generally defying gravity with the help of a little speed...) "i love...rollercoashtersh!" myth, schmith. i'll finish tomorrr....zzzz. <hello, baba? this iz z's unconscious mind speaking. sorry about that. she still can't hold her liquor. yes, that's why she sticks to beer and wine, mostly. yes, i promise, she'll finish your questions tomorrow. no, maybe it'll be sunday. yeah, she is going to DC to march for peace. she never did anything like that before. her hippie friends arn't even going! they said it's too cold to protest war in iraq. oh well. she's a stubborn fuck, she is. no, don't worry, she's not driving 6 hours all alone. hatter's hare is going too. in fact, it was her idea. talk to you soon, schweetheart. xo, z)

thanks for cleaning that up for me, sweetie. i hate that dunkin donuts commercial that has an alarm clock in it. thankfully, they have stopped airing it. i really don't watch much television. never really home. i'll watch forensics, travel channel, or the dead zone if i am. my favorite cereal is golden grahams. with apple juice instead of milk. but, i never eat cereal anymore. or bread, much really. i eat a lot of vegetables, and i eat more chicken any man ever seen. yeah.

green. 8. (reserves answer for later). e. 1313 mockingbird lane. a room with a view. "truth! beauty! love! he screams as he falls out of the tree" plus there's male full frontal. <Hector! if i've told you once...if the guest wants a mortini, ask them how many olives! don't just assume they want 8! damn you boy! yes, baba, you may do the honors. here's the crop...> my user name? ah, zzinnia...drought resistant summer flower. glowing red. tall. proud. lasts forever, even when cut. heart shaped leaves. so many metaphors, only one flower. no, please, don't. <eet is an-ee-mal! hector chuckles from the gravity boots.>

You guys take this too seriously. Its just fun to let go sometimes. I don't care about the rating, I just hope you can Enjoy this joke as much as I did.

wonderful. thank you, and lovely answers too might i add. I spoke to Tony tonight, we are going to move forward. Thanks for connecting us.

yes. heavily. drinking, that is. so nice of you to join me this evening. no, of course i don't mind, in fact, i'm flattered you'd go to such lengths to get the interview. hmm, let's see, what do i do for a living? well, for the sake of keeping me living, i get in as much music as possible. took up the fiddle this year you know. (yes, yes! another dringk for the lady and myself. (YES! OF COURSE DOUBLES!) sorry, baba, so hard to get good help these days. where were we? oh, yes, living. and out-of-doors--absolutely necessary to take it all in. love the smell of wet earth. it's a diifcult time for me, winter. especially since the electro-shock therapy, you know, to stop the addiction. to sex. you saw it on the news? i thought so. who didn't, really. perhaps if i had left the boyscouts alone... but they had such a bad rap for all that homosexuality lately, and well, i was just doing my part, i thought. funny how many of them weren't prepared. they are now, though. poets. 5 of them? 1. emily d-- obviously. 2. e.e.--the man knew the language inside and out, and i hate him and love him for the things he did with it. 3. walt whitman--was there ever a bigger ego? a man so enamored of his way of being? i wanna party with that cowboy! 4. lewis carroll for the worlds he created. nonsense words like those in jabberwocky--marvelous display of form and function and feeling fusing! amazing. 5. shakespeare. not often thought of as a poet--the man could turn a phrase to make your head spin. more so in his plays than his poems, but zounds! he was gut. okay, you asked another question here, right? ah, yees, favorite places--- 1. lost lake, westwood trails, cockaponsett state forest, guilford, ct. i hike here. 2. york harbor, maine 3. grasmere 4. prismatic springs 5. grand canyon i think you see how they are linked? i don't much care for cities, baba. see you at the next question, dear. yes, the ladies' room is upstairs, 1st door on the left. you have to jiggle the handle after you flush.

thats what i wrote it for :)

You're telling me you watched "Gangs of New York" with Stephen Hawking? Right!!!And I'm the Tooth Fairy. And you are dead wrong in saying his fame is a result of being in a wheel chair. I have idolized him for years and his work in theoretical physics far transcends his physical problems. Simply put, I believe him to be one of the truly great thinkers of all time. And this with a disease that would have long since buried any normal man. Oj yeah, tell stephen I said hello.

Talking of Stephen Hawking, I watched Gangs of New York with him this evening. He thought it was ace. Which just goes to show that he doesn't know everything about everything. If you are as famous as he is, with the reputation he has, it is not surprising that people ask him questions that don't really have any relation to his work. The general consensus, as far as I can see, is that he has done some good research into black holes but is not some sort of mystical prophet or something. The main reason for his fame is that he is in a wheel chair, speaks with that electronic voice and keeps saying "AS WE MOVE INTO THE FUTURE, THE MYSTERIES OF THE U-I-NI-VERSE WILL BE WITHIN THE GRASP OF MODERN SCIENCE" etc. You are apparently still clinging to your idea that light is both a particle and a wave. It is not. Anyone with a degree in physics will tell you this. We *model* light as a wave sometimes, and as a particle sometimes. The business of physics is creating models, not pronouncing deep facts about the world. You do not seem to have grasped this. Perhaps they do not teach that in A-level physics. I can't remember, because I am so elderly and wise. As for the Law of Contradiction, it is simply ~(A&~A). The Bertrand G. Wronglotion Quantum Challenge 2003 is thus to derive statements which counter this law. You have as yet failed to do this. I believe you will continue to fail. 'We could not -say- of an "unlogical" world how it would look.'