Poemranker [most recent comments (54921-54940) and replies]

razorgrin on Night And Day by MuDvAyNe 14 Jan 2003, 9:38 AM

bleh. I cast "Protection From Stupid", but your powerful schmuckiness defeats the dc of the spell.

razorgrin on Spot the difference by Bobjim 14 Jan 2003, 9:27 AM

i agree with cleverdevice in my guess.

-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. on Death by MuDvAyNe 14 Jan 2003, 9:25 AM

I'M ABOUT TO BREAK!!!!1

razorgrin on insomnia by Bill Z Bub 14 Jan 2003, 9:25 AM

terriffic. hp would be happy, despite the lack of shoggoths.

razorgrin on Death by MuDvAyNe 14 Jan 2003, 9:23 AM

Sucking bishops for bus fare, like all your other deep 'n' brilliant poemes. At least repeat fun mantras. shitshitshittyfuckfoxclit...

Quarton on Please President Bush, Save Me From My Adolescence by mogwai 14 Jan 2003, 9:18 AM

Your sarcasm is great. Right on the mark with this one.

Quarton on My Mamma's Hands by amateurR 14 Jan 2003, 9:16 AM

Very descriptive and excellent imagery. Loved the second stanza. This rates a high mark.

Quarton on A Man Of The World by vulcan 14 Jan 2003, 9:03 AM

Hmmm, interesting poem. I am honestly at a loss as to your exact meaning and would like to hear from you before rating it. I have an idea as to intent but still not sure. I am intriged by the mood and voice of this piece. Regards....and did you receive my e-mail reply?

Quarton on DID YOU EVER? by emrldeyz79 14 Jan 2003, 8:56 AM

Too mawkish in content. A bit of subtlety would help. It currently reads like a Hallmark card and the message offers nothing new. Sorry but this just doesn't work for me.

cleverdevice replying on Jewel by cleverdevice 14 Jan 2003, 8:25 AM

fuck me, i can't spell 2nite.

cleverdevice replying on Jewel by cleverdevice 14 Jan 2003, 8:22 AM

sorry, love, buit oove does give me an idea...

hipster flare on Little Tounge by Figure 8 14 Jan 2003, 7:48 AM

what is a "tounge"? according to www.dictionary.com, the closest word is "lounge". but I guess if you are "licking" with it, perhaps it is a tongue. Even so, this "sing-song" thing here is of little merit.

Nicholas Jones replying on In the Quiet of the Night a Tree Gently Shakes by Nicholas Jones 14 Jan 2003, 7:05 AM

I'm somewhat bemused by this comment. I've not heard of Local H - are they from one of our former colonies in the Americas?

poemwanker on The shirt I wore to dinner. by Jeremi B. Handrinos 14 Jan 2003, 6:59 AM

Also it should say Ozzy's.

poemwanker on The shirt I wore to dinner. by Jeremi B. Handrinos 14 Jan 2003, 6:59 AM

I love black sabbath too. But this still doesn't get a vote above 5.

dantron on Fuckface by poemwanker 14 Jan 2003, 6:49 AM

oh dear......uttlerly appauling!

dantron on Death by MuDvAyNe 14 Jan 2003, 6:47 AM

oh dear this poem is.....bloody awful! i suggest you go back to school and take 'grammer'!

poemwanker on A world of many faces by dantron 14 Jan 2003, 6:44 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE. Watch out for the particles...the particles...they're gonna get ya...don't do anything stupid... NOOO THE PARTICLES!!!!!!

poemwanker replying on Retreived by T'ien 14 Jan 2003, 6:42 AM

Oh you are funny babayaga aren't you? This is better than a lot of songs that get popular and make loads of money-obviously you missed the 'lyric' bit at the start, you observant person, you. T'ien this is good, I liked it v. much well done. However, I don't get the second to last line-'Your followed sheep'-is it a typo? Please explain.

Ranger on Where is My BabyGirl? by ChunkyHunkyMonkey 14 Jan 2003, 6:38 AM

I thought this was crap until I read the last line of it (the poem, not the bit at the bottom). It really hit me-I don't know why, but still I will give you a nine.