==Doylum
replying on Untitled by ==Doylum
11 Dec 2002, 4:47 AM
why do you keep giving me high marks?
so in your vernacular a nork is an pretender who pretends?
whats your word for an pretender who doesn't pretend?
It doesn't mean that to me.
Who would you describe with such a word? could you give examples?
2 give examples for each of the tenses named below, some are given to help you.
a) Simple Present - She pretends in London
b) Present Continuous - They are pretentious in Spain just now
c) Present Perfect -
d) Present Perfect Continouous -
e) Past Simple -
f) Past Continuous -
g) Past Perfect
h) Past Perfect Continuous
dugs, paps
This is very funny indeed. But the medication joke is a cheap ending not up to the standard of the rest.
Is this supposed to be satire?
Ranger
on A Sonnet For Santa Claus, Who Hates Jesus, But Likes When You Buy Things by snacktime
11 Dec 2002, 2:09 AM
Not bad, although I was expecting something more humourous from the title...
Oh, and the title is good.
It's spelled: 'Acquired Immuno-Deficiency Syndrome'. Sorry.
A reasonably funny set of poems, D.A., but it was a bit too long, therefore it can't have a ten, but it was too funny to warrant a zero. Let's see if we can find a value inbetween?
Cheers! By the way, who are you? I don't mean to sound rude, but I know far too many people on this site!
the group is small and tight like a pigeons scrotum.
godd's wife, no serial killer here, but mayde i've just been watching too many movies or something. just a clue, "now you won't hear another word" doesn't mean she won't be able to hear me, but just that i won't be telling her i love her anymore.
i thought this was you hoping for a new friday the thirteenth sequal out loud, than i was sadly misled..damn 8th graders. i'll wait to vote when i don't have horror movie fingers, sorry about your mate.
stop at winter air, than say open my shutters for the sun.also, try to compromise the integrity of some of your adjectives...think neutral but crisp and light like foil, a taoist with telepathic abilities.t
poetandknowit
replying on Dear Mr. Poetry, could you hold my purse? <how does babbit do it> by horus8
10 Dec 2002, 8:52 PM
Can't say I know you were columbian, only greek. I avoid fast food and Coors (well) and jaeger - Sorry, bro. It was the first fast food chain that came to mind. But, nontheless, no subtext where you are looking.
i miss orange juilius' somethin fierce and a double double with cheese (monster style) with grilled onions...like, to go with dude. big time.l
more panegyrics
lovely beautiful brilliant
horus8
replying on Dear Mr. Poetry, could you hold my purse? <how does babbit do it> by horus8
10 Dec 2002, 8:35 PM
my girlfriend works at boston market.
i'm inbetween jobs
p__r___a i think? (god's wife) is doing in home nursing now, and some other freelance activities (she's not my sister she's one of my dear friends and my son's godmother, she helped raise me).
so, i don't quite get your taco bell reference, (perhaps that's your attempt at humor, because i'm part columbian and she's part equadorian?) but i don't quite get you either, so what the hell.
also, have you ever had a mexican pizza at three in the morning drunk on coors and jaegermeister? that's what i thought amigo. the next time you go to the 'bell' think, and know, there is a loogie in your mt. dew. from you know who. kid chicky chaw.m
One of my absolute favorites. It reads aloud like an incantation. 10