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poetandknowit on my goat by joey 20 Nov 2002, 10:47 AM
Is it an African goat? also, what does "ur" mean. Is that teenage hipster speak.
sliver on Sisters in Disquise by confuzdlilgirl 20 Nov 2002, 10:46 AM
I wonder why people have no friends. Welcome to slam the striving poet night.It is a little difficult to read, but good sentiment. keep writing,lil girl
Bachus on Now I Know by BUFFY0BSESSED 20 Nov 2002, 10:28 AM
i hate you. and your fat and ugly. enjoy your stay...we serve danishes at noon.
Bachus on Where Is Happiness by BUFFY0BSESSED 20 Nov 2002, 10:25 AM
happiness is you gaining another hundred pounds so not only will you not be able to see your penis, but your feet will be gone too.
Bachus on jane by roses are read 20 Nov 2002, 10:17 AM
so.
Bachus replying on His Mother's Son by vulcan 20 Nov 2002, 10:15 AM
i can't believe you said "too many adjectives" that goes five clicks beyond ironic.
<~> replying on Kindling by <~> 20 Nov 2002, 10:11 AM
yep. a wood burning stove. maybe i should reference that?
<~> replying on St. Germain & The Charismatically Uncomitted by <{Baba^Yaga}> 20 Nov 2002, 10:08 AM
baba, did your uterus fall out again? is that why you're so cranky today? there is so much anger on the site today. i'm guilty too. but i'm feeling the love now, baby...feeling the love...
poetandknowit replying on The Thought Of It by Christof 20 Nov 2002, 10:06 AM
Seriously. This blew me away. Send it out.
Oh yes, another in the long line of the creative adjectives strewn at my work, accept this case in the verb form. Let me feel you tits, and I too, will give you 10s.
poetandknowit replying on Kindling by <~> 20 Nov 2002, 9:57 AM
If is meant to be convoluted that is how I took it, so in that case it functions. It is a wood burning stove then, not a fireplace that the wood is going into?
and another thing. your poetry bores the living fuck out of me, and is the reason behind why i smashed a guy in the head last night with a cheap guitar....he was trying to act like "he knew" much like yourself...well if you're so fucking informed...good for you, cuz i could give a shit, and barely even that.
she gives you all tens too. fucking cry baby..why don't you go find something more constructive to do..like tie a noose. idiots.
But in this "artificial environment" you do give him all 10s. That was were the comment came from. It was meant to be funny as you are the butt of many of my jokes, which you should preceive as an honor. Where is Limonade? I miss her. Call her and tell her P&K misses her!
<~> replying on boy girl by little_angel_maria 20 Nov 2002, 9:43 AM
it's so tiny i can't see it
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on boy girl by little_angel_maria 20 Nov 2002, 9:38 AM
Q: WHAT DO DAVID BECKHAM AND ROLEX WATCHES HAVE IN COMMON? A: THEY BOTH COME IN POSH BOXES. LOLOLOLOLOLOL
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on boy girl by little_angel_maria 20 Nov 2002, 9:37 AM
WELL IT'S A GOOD THING NOBODY ASKED YOU THEN, ISN'T IT? Also, in future you should probably learn what words mean before you use them.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on boy girl by little_angel_maria 20 Nov 2002, 9:36 AM
Blade, How can you be so devoid of irony-detecting ability? How? HOW?????????????? YOU'RE HURTING THE REST OF THE PLANET WITH YOUR CONTINUED BEING.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on Child of my Buttocks by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 20 Nov 2002, 9:33 AM
Sir, I have already achieved the greatest rank-based triumph possible; to wit, to have three of my poemes be the three lowest-ranked poemes, and not just because they are terrible poemes, but because they have offended some people so much that those people went on anonymous "revenge" voting sprees, even though the poemes would only offend those idiots in the First Class. Therefore I care no longer how my poemes are ranked. I am a man of honour, Sir, and if foreigners choose to mock my work with their ill-consider'd voting, it says naught of me. Settle is and has always been an Terrible Rogue. What would the neighbours say if they say you consorting with the likes of him? Good day to you, Sir.
god'swife replying on The Sea by Moss 20 Nov 2002, 9:03 AM
No I can't. But I can say there are some fresh images here, and it's spare which I like.