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on Are you spreading it? by Voth269
29 Oct 2002, 7:52 PM
ha ha! you are completely mooning the choir, what's next. finger banging the bird's bath, collecting clippings from the private boys shavery. tampon string dental floss. guess what? you're FIRED! box up your shite and go. bastard..
i would end with fuck this can't...totally appropriate use of mood and insomnia and achieving ones listed goals. proud of yeah. fuck that last can though. take this 9 and filet mignon gift basket.
No. I am not. It is extremely sanctimonious and boring. I prefer to blaspheme. Bathe in holy water. Get drunk on Christ's blood. Grow fat on consecrated wafers. Burn crucifixes. Laugh at modern churches that look like spaceships about to take off. Hide in the confession booth and read porn to the priest. I must not think about this question, because I know I am not spreading it. I am spreading my own self-glorification. I am laughing in the face of God and burning Bibles. As for the fate I reserve to this poem, I cannot decide, because the Bible at least has some literary merit
wow that's pretty intense shit..heres a 10.
It starts amusingly, but the ending is ridiculous.
Sheer claptrap. You are not unique, you are pretentious. Spelling it 'eye' merely makes you look like an imbecile, unless you're a poetic genius a la cummings, who could get away with it. The problem is that the poem is nowhere near a quality that will make people regard you as a genius making himself look special: rather, you look like either an illiterate fool or, worse yet, an illiterate fool trying to excuse his bad spelling by saying it makes him special.
i went cow tipping once in bellingham. i am the shoe horn that invented sophistication, and the blow dryer.
thank you...eye have a lot more but eye can only put up three...eye usually just get assholes replying with comments like "you suck eye is spelt I not e y e...even a looser knows that"...owell...gotta take the good with the bad...
that is the most contrite and obvious critisism and it is usaually a sign...eye can see inside your mind, and loosers never fail...it doesn't matter how it's written, it doesnt matter what eye say, a good poet feels his heart and uses words to push his sway...obviously you try to be just like everyone else...me eye am unique...you should try it sometime
I thought you said "tartness in its fart". i appologies.t
I did not. They were fired for "EATING THE PLOUGHMAN'S LUNCH".
Occam's razor says you, horus8 and zzinnia are all aspects of a computer simulation.
Pfff. You couldn't wield a monocle if your Plumber's Circle membership depended on it.
Black as the blackest heart.
Good God ==Doylum, are you ok?! Stand too close to the metro? I heard if someone has wings only on their right side it means they're gay. Is that true, or just a celestial legend? Must be a legend. I mean you don't have any parts right? But wait you told me you used to frabble to the tunes of Ms. Amos. What's going on? You have some explaining to do. Those wings are phony aren't they. Wing implants, humpf. When are you lads going to learn to love yourselves for who you are? You make baby Jesus cry.
i think he fired him this time for bbq-ing HIS nuts (and eating them in the pantry)
no. her hair is black, well last time i saw her it was..she might of changed it to red..i'll call and check, but it's only been a week since i've seen her...you just never know with these intellectually saturized goddess types. except you do know don't you? i love it done there d.a's lawn darting the yardbirds. he is so proficient, and stuffy..and dashing! did he fire his servant again for eating the bbqued cornuts in the pantry?