on some deleted poem
19 Apr 2003, 4:50 AM
HTTP://LOL!!!!!
on Stockport by Nicholas Jones
18 Apr 2003, 10:59 AM
I'll thank you to call them "combat-suitable trousers".
on some deleted poem
18 Apr 2003, 11:09 AM
Muscles singing? Preposterous! Do this again please.
on "Your shrimp cocktail", wide ass. by Bachus
8 Apr 2003, 1:59 PM
JUMBO SHRIMPE LOSES TO KING PRAWNE
on Wandering Spirit by angel_uy
17 Apr 2003, 9:50 AM
This is an epic poeme of epoch-making proportions.
on Lost and found by INTRANSIT
21 Apr 2003, 10:17 PM
Is this poem supposed to be shaped like a beehive?
on Fighting erosion by INTRANSIT
23 Apr 2003, 7:31 AM
I don't get it man. What's so fucking beautiful about it?
on some deleted poem
23 Apr 2003, 7:34 AM
CHRIST
RAPING
BLACK
METALLLLL
RAPING
BLACK
METALLLLL
on some deleted poem
22 Apr 2003, 1:26 PM
At first I thought you had written "falling from her gravy" you know, like "falling from grace", but not "from grace", "from her gravy". That would have been quite good maybe.
on visual erotic by princesszoe
17 Apr 2003, 10:06 AM
name: zoe
age: 25
likes: meeting new friends, seeing old friends, having fun with all my friends, blah blah, dance, trance, dance-trance, garage, speed-garage, blah, hip-hop, trip-hop, trip-hip-hop, trance-hop, blah, friends, hanging with friends, trance, blah blah blah, being cool and hanging out, blah, friends, blah, must have lots of friends, blah blah, must be accepted by everyone, please, blah blah, christian woodworking, blah, trance.
age: 25
likes: meeting new friends, seeing old friends, having fun with all my friends, blah blah, dance, trance, dance-trance, garage, speed-garage, blah, hip-hop, trip-hop, trip-hip-hop, trance-hop, blah, friends, hanging with friends, trance, blah blah blah, being cool and hanging out, blah, friends, blah, must have lots of friends, blah blah, must be accepted by everyone, please, blah blah, christian woodworking, blah, trance.
on some deleted poem
17 Apr 2003, 10:14 AM
This is an epic poeme of epoch-making proportions.
on some deleted poem
17 Apr 2003, 11:41 AM
Yeah, well guess what buddy? I'm tired of your face! Get out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
on Axe Murderer by Blindproject217
17 Apr 2003, 11:42 AM
No, what you've done here is confused "poetry" with "angsty prose with semi-arbitrary linebreaks".
on YOU ARE ALL WANKERS! by Bobjim
9 Apr 2003, 8:17 AM
I can't tell whether the noise outside my window is faint industrial music or someone semi-rhythmically thumping a sheet of PVC.
on some deleted poem
8 Apr 2003, 1:28 PM
PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW THIS IS POETRY. THE ONLY SIGN OF POETRY I CAN SPOT IS THAT YOU HAVE INSERTED LINE BREAKS AT THE END OF EVERY OTHER CLAUSE.
on Did You Notice? by Bonehiss
8 Apr 2003, 1:35 PM
Opal moonlight
Plays coyly on my gilded cape.
Did you notice
My bloodied anguish
Drip down upon the scarlet garden?
AND SO FORTH IN THAT VEIN.
Plays coyly on my gilded cape.
Did you notice
My bloodied anguish
Drip down upon the scarlet garden?
AND SO FORTH IN THAT VEIN.
on Fraternity hazing the sheepdog by horus8
8 Apr 2003, 7:47 AM
You just never stop writing, do you? Do you think that constant, unchecked writing is a sign of a) immense creativity b) a wild, untamed spirit c) being full to bursting with fresh, challenging ideas?
(I love it when he starts a b cing don't you?)
I haven't had a new idea in about 8 months. And the ones from 8 months ago were really just recycled from a year before that. And they were mostly stolen from TV.
(I love it when he starts a b cing don't you?)
I haven't had a new idea in about 8 months. And the ones from 8 months ago were really just recycled from a year before that. And they were mostly stolen from TV.
on Fraternity hazing the sheepdog by horus8
8 Apr 2003, 9:16 AM
CHURN BABY CHURN
IT'S A HAM EXTRAVAGANZA
IT'S A HAM EXTRAVAGANZA
on The Blooding by Mr Pig
8 Apr 2003, 9:22 AM
WAYS TO SPICE UP YOUR LIFE
#3 OF 100
Play the theme music from 'The Pink Panther' while searching for your keys or wallet. It will make the hunt tremendously exciting, and you will not mind if you miss your train or have to go to work nude.
#3 OF 100
Play the theme music from 'The Pink Panther' while searching for your keys or wallet. It will make the hunt tremendously exciting, and you will not mind if you miss your train or have to go to work nude.
on Tendering the question by Nanshe
8 Apr 2003, 7:48 AM
What, did your bodyfriend wipe his dick on your face one time too many?