on Skull fucking Miggy, a list, by Iggy Poppy by Bachus
20 May 2003, 10:25 PM
Nice.
on Just let me bee by DeadtotheWorld
20 May 2003, 2:19 PM
Here's me sending you a box of killer bees. Assmaggot.
on Love Squirts by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
20 May 2003, 2:18 PM
sounds abrasive.
on The Waiting Room by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
8 Sep 2003, 6:09 PM
Fantastic. Heh, Father Ted. On a more serious note, Darling, I missed you! Let's never be apart again!
on An Offering to the Deity that is Me by razorgrin
8 Sep 2003, 6:25 PM
You know I love it. I ate nigh-on half of that pie...
on A Forgotten Fistful of Haiku by HaikuMofo
11 Aug 2003, 6:20 PM
Nice as always. The lucky charms guy is getting married in september.
on Back to the Fistful of Haiku by HaikuMofo
11 Aug 2003, 6:22 PM
The last one is my favourite.
on A Fistful of Haiku Lives by HaikuMofo
11 Aug 2003, 6:26 PM
Fantastic. You are missed. I saw Markie the other day. With Marie. Ahhh..the hotties. Fraser finally went for those blood tests the other day. My nemesis remains the same as always.
on To those who'd share their heartfelt feelings with the world by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
16 Jun 2003, 2:52 PM
I want this on billboards, t-shirts and tattooed backward on the foreheads of all aspiring poetes. Beautiful.
on some deleted poem
25 May 2003, 7:47 PM
ah, good sir, truly an epic to be told throughout the ages. I tip my pants to you.
on some deleted poem
25 May 2003, 7:50 PM
You can swim the crimson tide, just don't drink it.Or do, whatever.
on some deleted poem
25 May 2003, 7:41 PM
Skateboards suck moose balls for bus fare and walk home.
on fuck that bitch by Lucifer
14 May 2003, 3:10 PM
It's not a poem, either. here's a hot tip to assist in your 'artistic suffering': Step One, find a belt sander, preferably Black & Decker. Step Two: Apply genitals to said sander. Step Three: turn switch to 'on' position. Now get off the fucking stage, you polyp-picking little twit.
on Too Dead to Live by DeadtotheWorld
7 May 2003, 3:15 PM
"suf-fer-ring"? What the suffer-fuck? Great title, though. Almost, but not quite as good as Motorhead's classic "Killed by Death". However, sir, Lemmy, you are not.0.
on ~What if~ by ~Ashley Baby Girl~
28 Apr 2003, 6:04 PM
Q:what if you died a hideous death by Ebola? A:I would rejoice and do a little dance, knowing that you would cease to shit out utter meaningless drivel like this. Make the endless, repetitive, cheese-laden tripe stop, and I'll stop doing voodoo rites for you to experience sudden massive hemorrhages. Deal?
on Israel (Through The Eyes Of One Jewish Soul) by slana5
16 Apr 2003, 12:29 PM
Well, the poem is unremarkable and Zionism makes me sick. I add to the pile of zeros my vote.
on turd cutter by Count Flatula
15 Apr 2003, 1:04 PM
That scans really really badly. And it sucks. I dig your name though.
on some deleted poem
8 Sep 2003, 6:03 PM
"Booo, I'm so tormented!" Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick, grow up. Wash your face while you're at it, too.
on I am the gayest by walrus8
21 Jul 2003, 7:14 PM
This poeme was the best.