on Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome by Stephen Robins
11 Apr 2003, 3:31 PM
That is fucking delightful! Not only a wonderful parody, but gets me right where I love exotic infectious diseases. plagues make me feel all funny inside. I will send a bevy of charming unifected strippers to your home in thanks.10
on Tell me I suck by Blindproject217
2 Apr 2003, 6:23 AM
You swallow.
on two flies by suckmychucks
10 Apr 2003, 11:11 AM
The last line doen't scan. Instead, it irritates like the whiny voice of a zitty teenager. Which, if you think about it, makes sense.
on some deleted poem
9 Apr 2003, 11:49 AM
Piling on the Cheez Whiz, I see. Crap imagery, crap use of cliched wording. Who the hell untied you, took off the helmet, and let you down from the ceiling to write poemes, anyway?
on some deleted poem
9 Apr 2003, 11:51 AM
I'm agreeing with Ranger's theory.
on Morman On A Bike by Blindproject217
4 Apr 2003, 6:55 AM
I had pet Mormons over the summer. They were adorable like Golden Retrievers. I taught them about Discordia and S&M. They left as better people.
on Bible Quoting Fag Killer (So it is said) by Blindproject217
2 Apr 2003, 5:53 AM
I think you're being controlled by the Bavarian Illuminati. Wrap your head in tinfoil and be sure not to leave air holes. The whole world is watching, dude!
on some deleted poem
2 Apr 2003, 6:20 AM
P&K's right. Leave the poop to the professionals. Try writing about roman showers instead.
on some deleted poem
2 Apr 2003, 5:46 AM
I dig seducing virgrins more. less wrinkled. wicked, though. Kthulah, you're my favourite colour out of space.
on Wanna Be Porn Star. by spank me baby yeah
1 Apr 2003, 10:32 AM
This poeme was the written equivalent of saltpeter. Dampened my libido for what may be several hours. Boo. In the meantime, lick this zero.
on My Hart by aNgElThAtLiVeS
26 Mar 2003, 9:36 AM
If it were up to me, I'd have you hung by your own intestines and filled with irate fire ants for this poeme. Seriously, what about this is supposed to be a poem? It's just a bunch of obsessive cliches blocked into paragraphs and liberally seasoned with misspellings. Please go and kill yourself now.
on By the way... by sk8boardandpoems
26 Mar 2003, 9:39 AM
Lame. Super lame. Poorly written, not a poem, bracingly awful treatment of the subject. This thing, not unlike most folks (yourself included) should have beeen aborted long ago.
on Disappear by sk8boardandpoems
26 Mar 2003, 9:42 AM
That about sums it up, z.
on We The People by thepinkbunnyofdoom
26 Mar 2003, 9:45 AM
Yep. Tell me something that all the other schmucks aren't saying. Say it differently. repetitive.
on some deleted poem
11 Apr 2003, 3:34 PM
Dude, I thought Zzin was a chick. This conflicts with MY zzinnia fic. grr.
on youth in asia by suckmychucks
10 Apr 2003, 11:07 AM
Lame-ass goth schmuck. I should have guessed. Your eyeliner is crooked.
on Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome by Stephen Robins
11 Apr 2003, 3:32 PM
in other words, I love you.
on if only you could read my mind love by sk8boardandpoems
26 Mar 2003, 9:41 AM
Nurse, fetch me the clearasil drip, stat! We're losing the patient!
on bottoms up by suckmychucks
10 Apr 2003, 11:08 AM
Shitty. Sounds like you just discovered booze. You're all "hee hee, look, I'm drinking BEER!" So lame.