on St. Andrews University Marxist Society by Nicholas Jones
1 Nov 2002, 6:51 AM
I'm jealous that your revolutionaries don't suck like they do here.
on some deleted poem
5 Nov 2002, 11:17 AM
Actually, my father was a satanist postal worker. Shin is no socialist. I disapprove of guns. I really don't want to waste my time on you in short, your work is dull, you are a foolish old man and I don't really give a shit about your dead-mommy rambles. As usual, you prove yourself an idiot much better than I can. Tell me, darling, just one thing; did you ever make your late, lamented mommy cry?
on Wearing Black, as Memory Dictates by UnityMitford
5 Nov 2002, 11:37 AM
impressive.
on some deleted poem
4 Nov 2002, 1:22 PM
I pray for stadium collapses all the time and they never happen. No plagues, either.
on I Love You, My Angel by mytenderrage
4 Nov 2002, 1:12 PM
again, the word "pukeypoo" comes to mind.
on some deleted poem
4 Nov 2002, 1:20 PM
This is, frankly, boring as all fuck. It really is. I came to check up on ya, PAKI, to see if you're still a dink. Well, at least there's some constants in life.
on Got Balls? by Yardbird
4 Nov 2002, 6:43 AM
I think Lecter would be proud.
on some deleted poem
4 Nov 2002, 6:47 AM
Yeah, that movie rocked. Sang gospel for weeks, we did.
on the ultimate battle by teacup
4 Nov 2002, 6:51 AM
Actually, I am somewhere between underweight and almost healthy, medically. size 1. you're fat, settle, or should I say: Count Chunkula, Rolls-Royce or Flabar the Elephant King.
on St. Andrews University Marxist Society by Nicholas Jones
4 Nov 2002, 6:54 AM
Actually, one proudly showed me the $50 Lenin badge hat she got. I laughed. Ours are worse than yours, nicholas.
on some deleted poem
4 Nov 2002, 6:58 AM
In fourth grade you still wrote better than the general populace here.
on some deleted poem
4 Nov 2002, 7:00 AM
The Nebikaneeza alone deserves a 10.
on ... by logun2002ya
4 Nov 2002, 7:05 AM
Logun, just what in the name of all that is covered in frosting supposed to mean? oh yes, I understand now: it means you're a weiner.
on the ultimate battle by teacup
1 Nov 2002, 6:54 AM
The other day, I grabbed the last of the veggie pizza by ninja-ing past some chick. I thought she was going to slay me.
on uninvited guests by teacup
1 Nov 2002, 6:56 AM
The single worst point in my life was when I found out my house had ants, by pouring ant-infested cereal into a bowl. didn't eat cereal for a very long time after.
on Make It Stop! by Shin-Bojangles
5 Nov 2002, 11:35 AM
I mean the poem has one.