replying on You'd sell more hats, mugs, and shirts if they said... by Shardik
19 Oct 2003, 3:45 PM
You are only as gay as your evacuation harness will allow you to be, that and gravity. Therefore, you are disqualified, because you can't suck cock without dying, literaly, due to your neck's snorkle.
replying on You'd sell more hats, mugs, and shirts if they said... by Shardik
19 Oct 2003, 3:42 PM
I believe having Settle over for dinner is a little more personal than just forwarded email you goat tailed guppy. But nice try. The truth is you are in fact a coupling of not one but two queers compared to my one queer which makes the matchup horribly one sided, for you I mean.
replying on You'd sell more hats, mugs, and shirts if they said... by Shardik
19 Oct 2003, 2:54 PM
Perhaps you should read it again. James is Dark angel and I am Horus8. And you are a peasant.
replying on You'd sell more hats, mugs, and shirts if they said... by Shardik
19 Oct 2003, 1:51 PM
You're evil, but in the end we're both on the verge of being discovered. Though it will be by a secret race of homosexual weevils. WE will be Klings and gruel. You know what I mean? have you humped any wurlitzers lately?
on September 11, 2001: That Day by blues361
19 Oct 2003, 1:40 PM
Bleu... I firmly agree with your sound stance on these most serious of subjects. I know first hand the tribulations and suffering that compounds one's ability to deal with reality while in the grips of denial. See, last week, my baboon came down with ebola Bleu, and the economy of my third world island? Collapsed, not to mention my poor perfect 90 year old grandmother is not perfect anymore since she caught aids from a botched hair transplant. Bleu, you are a poet and wise to fight the system so. You are a super trooper young man. A super! trooper. I however am drunk and moments away from being shot in front of a firing squad for squandering my peoples assets and fornicating with their livestock and sons and daughters. Forgive me Bleu.
on Where are my Spectacles? by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
10 Oct 2003, 6:13 PM
Up your arse?
on The Censor by Corey McHattan
10 Oct 2003, 6:06 PM
That, and puppy fucking.
on The Baby Sponge by ruella
10 Oct 2003, 6:06 PM
And what of the purple bruised urchin when it comes lurchin into a yard full of Sod!!!!
on Acquaintance by NeeMan
10 Oct 2003, 5:49 PM
Seriously not bad.
on Their Eyes by venusdemilo
10 Oct 2003, 5:46 PM
Wow, that's an original thought.
on living room by elmundo
10 Oct 2003, 5:45 PM
Sounds more like the pantry.
on Conquered Innocence by muted_screams
10 Oct 2003, 5:44 PM
Self masturbation on an elementary level.
on Your Smile by ARTIE
10 Oct 2003, 5:37 PM
Like a bent uncut penis doing it's dirty work in my colon.
on Midnight Delight (a sexual sequal) by crims0ngh0st
10 Oct 2003, 5:35 PM
An opera of teenage hormonal implamentation. A warm cup of boob juice with a dash of bat pee and a smattering of worm hair. 10!
on My Instructions or My Tongue In My Cheek? by Patsy
7 Oct 2003, 11:49 PM
An excellent assemblage of words.
on silent struggle by princesszoe
7 Oct 2003, 11:05 PM
hoochie coo. 8.
on SIR FRASER by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
7 Oct 2003, 10:55 PM
almost.8
on Why You All Suck by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
7 Oct 2003, 10:44 PM
A serious piece of serious pieces 10
on Ghost of Gloaming by Don-Quixote
7 Oct 2003, 10:21 PM
A dastardly piece of factual trivia, bravo. 10.