replying on great caesar's ghost by bondjedi
25 Jul 2003, 4:26 PM
how does this degrade women?
on Love by simone_girard
14 Jul 2003, 11:38 AM
From the Ma Joad tradition of poetry. The cliches, similarity to your other poems, misuse of "your", and reluctance to respect God by capitalizing his name add up to a big honking 1.
replying on Dear Lord by simone_girard
7 Jun 2003, 5:24 AM
there is one good line in this poem, the opening one, and the only reason it's good is because you are as good a speller as you are a poet.
on My girl by simone_girard
7 Jun 2003, 5:20 AM
I can't wait to read the published version in the next issue of "Poems Written By and For Retards Monthly". Seriously, this is execrable. It sounds like it was written by a pioneer lady on the Oregon Trail who had her child kidnapped by an Apache war party. You get a four and you're lucky to get that.
on Symbol Of Love by simone_girard
7 Jun 2003, 5:14 AM
babies should sleep on their backs, freeing you up to write about something else equally depressing. you get a five.
on Final Comment by dougsoderstrom
28 May 2003, 12:47 AM
That's it, blame the critics for your own failings. This screed sounds like Richard Nixon in '62 when he lost the Governor's race. "You won't have Dougie Soderstrom to kick around anymore!" Like Nixon, you too I fear shall return.
on Theology by dougsoderstrom
25 May 2003, 1:37 PM
this is a great poem - not! I suspect you are writing bad poems on purpose to receive recognition, of a sort, on the bottom 15. you get a ten.
on Staying Sane by ThoughtfulSoul
24 Apr 2003, 5:29 AM
vulgar and lazy.
on the real 2 by bxjay170
24 Apr 2003, 5:26 AM
wretched. since that's the point, i give you an 8. well done
replying on isms and ities by Amelia
24 Apr 2003, 5:24 AM
...and titties
on The Nude by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
21 Apr 2003, 11:02 AM
this should be on the top 15 list, not the bottom 15. at the same time it is truly awful. i give you a 5
on i will not come to bangladesh by lost in america
20 Apr 2003, 1:06 PM
Not as sexy as the title would suggest - oh, I thought it said come ON Bangladesh. Sorry . You get an 8.
on Summer by MaliqaTara
20 Apr 2003, 1:04 PM
maybe if you swallowed something other than your pain he would still be around. I give you a 4.
on A Dream of Dragons by JohnnyW
20 Apr 2003, 12:33 PM
banal and pedantic. you get a 2.
on Keanu Vs The mystery of life by Shardik
20 Apr 2003, 12:26 PM
Timely in this year of Matrix films.
on Mississipi Murder by scitz
20 Apr 2003, 12:22 PM
"sheeps"? And if you can't spell "Mississippi", then by all means use "MS". I give you a 6 because I'm a Gene Hackman fan.
on Dance With Me by marvelis
20 Apr 2003, 12:20 PM
I am not fond of peotry about one's mother. I give you a 4.
on Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome by Stephen Robins
17 Apr 2003, 4:05 AM
in other words, ah-ah-achoooo!