replying on i'm the jesse james of the seven-eleven chain by Bachus
29 Oct 2002, 10:30 PM
glad you could make it.. i see you brought your grandmother again...excellent! i'll get the pudding.(i taped all seven days of the bold and the beatifull last week, and i have three dee glArseS..sit down and try the slippers..they're made from hippo.n
replying on Jackanapes and smoke buttons by Bachus
29 Oct 2002, 10:20 PM
someone told me you were writing for gore in tennesse, i didn't expect you around...pardon me while i feed the coi carp...would you like something to drink...perhaps...cigarettes and chocolate milk?
on Corpse's Crescendo by phbiscuit
29 Oct 2002, 9:37 PM
yeah...that is a tough thing to remember how to do? and metaphor-ic-ally too?
on Another Tragic Love Poem by greym0on
29 Oct 2002, 9:29 PM
alright...i don't know why, well yeah i do, but this piece broke my fucking broken heart from atoms to quarks. you deserve a 10 if not for just proving to me that this style of writing can still be poignant and effective..then for making me even consider why. 10..if i was horus8 i'd give you a golden que-tip award, but i'm not. i'm ryan thorstad.10!e
on A love of the midlands by ==Doylum
29 Oct 2002, 6:26 PM
i went cow tipping once in bellingham. i am the shoe horn that invented sophistication, and the blow dryer.
on In the Valley of Two-Dollar Pints of Red Hook IPA by <~>
29 Oct 2002, 12:49 PM
perhaps. an eight dollar barley wine filled glass, and a salt throw over my left shoulder for richard harris..i cry on your shoulder and repent for me and all of mine..in that valley everything hooks and my barbs get filed straight...how about another date?
sorry that i tend to over compensate, and right turn clyde the guard rail. want some kale? i have a new gun.
sorry that i tend to over compensate, and right turn clyde the guard rail. want some kale? i have a new gun.
on survival of the weakest by brazen
28 Oct 2002, 10:31 AM
What? i suppose the reverse couldn't be argued either? you sir have od in willy wonka's chocolate factory and the oompa loompas gang raped you on the marshmallow bank of the butterscotch river...here's to the trials of life! 10!-9+5= my middle finger! 6.
replying on My cousin's baby sitter. by Bachus
28 Oct 2002, 10:24 AM
and eviltwin you should know..i heard last weak in the steam romm you gave a three day oration on the topic of "cads and why they diddle with theres and everyone elses poopers and how to properly insert the ancient staff of Yor!" yes sir evil you have your finger on the pulse of just what is and just what isn't 'stupid' these days, and that's why you have my trust and scrotismil dedication for a treat later if you'd like. really
replying on My cousin's baby sitter. by Bachus
26 Oct 2002, 12:36 PM
i'm actually a hundred a ninety three. cheers
on Truths by Nicholas Jones
26 Oct 2002, 10:04 AM
see what happens when you spray pina colada car scents to fast while on the freeway.overdosed on fruitiness.6.
what is this arbor day? THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT! there's your title, and or statement? what the fuck is this tree hugging shit? some sort of metaphorical coming of age poem to the family and nature...well you lost me in the first stanza..and i'm not coming out for anything less than a handfull of pistaccios. capeesh. bastard. fuck! you've gone a tangled my noodle. bastard.
on Society's Sharades by New Life Drug
26 Oct 2002, 9:56 AM
it's fucking amazing..somehow you manage to mispell shit and pull it off..cheers.lol!7.
on The wonderful happy relationship between two wonderful and caring people by Dark Angle
26 Oct 2002, 9:49 AM
heathers have been known to do this..they also appear in quite a few of my 'pieces' of shite also. bitches. whores.junkies the lot of them. in fact in spoken word tromp..youthfullfountain..the evil wench in that is a heather..fucking whores!there there brother..together we will clad them in leather and ride there slimy gashes straight INTO HELL!!!!!HAHAHA. 9.
on I can't write by Mutant_X
26 Oct 2002, 9:44 AM
your right you can't...perhaps you can bullit kiss? or maybe wrist the razor? have fun.0.
on Just the Way by w~* ATHENA *~w
26 Oct 2002, 9:42 AM
apparently not very much.
replying on The primates fate (chrystal ball foot switch) by Bachus
25 Oct 2002, 1:32 PM
you ae perniciously ferromagnetic, and quite mad..cheers! see you sunday.
on Stranger by feathers68
23 Oct 2002, 5:06 PM
lol. i think? or you could be the devil? forget about it.
on The Sea by Tarquin De La Bog
23 Oct 2002, 4:02 PM
see that children...da's back on top again..thank's to this brave new mexican cad..hiccup.i'm sorry lol!i fell of the wagon good night!