Excellent, cruel, biting ending makes this work. Would've liked to see it split up though, and the last line should have a comma. *8*

Fantastically whimsical and oddly sad, very well written. Last rhyme could use some work. *9.5*

Beautifully simple...err...simply beautiful. *9*

"piss" kind of threw me off, and this is almost too close to prose for me, but impressive nonetheless. Great imagery and conveyance. *10*

Lacking something that I cannot put my overly critical finger on... *7*

Excellent beginning, strong middle, somewhat sudden ending. Maybe one more line...? *9.5*

An ode to the sleeping beauty, per se.

So Z, what is your definition of *statue of apprehension*?

First two comments from bad limerick

Thanx Hyp. to-get-her is how you remember to spell together of course B^) A mild oddity that I needed to express.

What a great poem...
Everywhere is one word- S6 L2
...loved "You raped my mind professionally"

Brilliant *10*

Tyre is the british variant of tire; they're the same word, but thanks.

I love subtlety and I find the use of semicolons to accent the meaning of the words a perfect fit.
Incredible imagery. *10* This is my favorite poem in a while.

One small problem. Nothing too big. The mother's son is only four and he's strapped in the passengers seat. My God, this woman IS reckless! Also, might not be acting in too many preschool plays! Overall a moving poem. *8*

Yo kno thlat feelingg wen your lafghing so hrd its impsobble too ttype

If god'swife is so keen on that little *2*, then I suggest that a reason be provided.

Anything below a 3 without so much as scant resonance of a rationale is total bullshit*

First 4 comments are from a different poem.

Intransit, thank you.

Sorry, Haiku(s)

Very Steve Martin monologue, "Cruel Shoes'-esque.
Well done *9*