replying on Dear M Foucault, or, How I knew our relationship was doomed by zodiac
23 Apr 2004, 4:02 AM
The abovementioned are also the gayest of the philosophers, who, as a class, are exceedingly gay. Except Wittgenstein, as I believe I've mentioned elsewhere.
The only times I have ever been taken with the idea very strongly are every time I've ridden on the London Underground. No other underground does it, just the London one. However, if I happen to be standing next to a shallow duck-pond somewhere, I'll almost always be tempted to step in it. The image of myself standing knee-deep in scummy water, perhaps surrounded by ducks, perhaps not, and not really doing anything, just standing - well, it's incredibly hard for me to resist. I suppose that's kind of the same thing.
on You by Fire_is_cool
22 Apr 2004, 5:38 PM
This reminds me of another recent post about the child of death:
http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.j
http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.j
replying on Bob Jones Walked the Biscuits by Modulo
22 Apr 2004, 8:35 AM
The Meta-Ku to End All Meta-Kus.
The bowl has caught all
Save a few dangling dribbles:
Leave them to form crust.
My 'data collection technique' was to run a poem details search of the term 'haiku', as any respectable meta-ku would include 'haiku' in the text. That is, if 'respectable meta-ku' weren't a contradiction in terms on the scale of, oh say, 'an enormous violetsuede-induced erection.'
The bowl has caught all
Save a few dangling dribbles:
Leave them to form crust.
My 'data collection technique' was to run a poem details search of the term 'haiku', as any respectable meta-ku would include 'haiku' in the text. That is, if 'respectable meta-ku' weren't a contradiction in terms on the scale of, oh say, 'an enormous violetsuede-induced erection.'
replying on horus8 accepts black cock for cash by King Abdullah II
22 Apr 2004, 8:08 AM
...But the greatest of these is Stealth Impregnation.
replying on horus8 accepts black cock for cash by King Abdullah II
22 Apr 2004, 7:33 AM
Yes, but HolySpirit is the temple of Jesus. Or the costume, rather.
POWERS ATTRIBUTED TO HOLYSPIRIT JESUS BUT NOT TO REGULAR JESUS:
1) Stealthe Impregnation (Lk 1:35, Mt 1:15)
2) Animorphism (Mt 3:16, Mk 1:10)
3) Wilderness Guide (Mt 4:1, Mk 1:12)
4) Ventriloquism (Mt 10:20)
5) Wind-manipulation and Pyrokinesis, Tongue-speaking (Acts 2)
6) +5 Boldness (Act 4:31)
7) Hallucination
POWERS ATTRIBUTED TO HOLYSPIRIT JESUS BUT NOT TO REGULAR JESUS:
1) Stealthe Impregnation (Lk 1:35, Mt 1:15)
2) Animorphism (Mt 3:16, Mk 1:10)
3) Wilderness Guide (Mt 4:1, Mk 1:12)
4) Ventriloquism (Mt 10:20)
5) Wind-manipulation and Pyrokinesis, Tongue-speaking (Acts 2)
6) +5 Boldness (Act 4:31)
7) Hallucination
replying on Quintus: Lesson 1 by richa
22 Apr 2004, 6:58 AM
Hey, thanks for listening.
replying on In Gold Leaf by bearhead
22 Apr 2004, 6:32 AM
The question: whether Jesus, a 14th level cleric with (at the very least) an Amulet of +20 Pain Endurance, really died or just pretended to die.
The answer: No. It was pretend. Or, at any rate, it was given that he could Auto-Revivify within 31 hours, so the entire act was more like, say, holding one's breath for an incredibly long time than dying.
The answer: No. It was pretend. Or, at any rate, it was given that he could Auto-Revivify within 31 hours, so the entire act was more like, say, holding one's breath for an incredibly long time than dying.
on Quintus: Lesson 1 by richa
22 Apr 2004, 6:22 AM
Some of the punctuation is a little awry. For what it's worth:
His mind withdraws, like the tongue,
too far back to swallow
the water of a lake, green as moss.
'What colour would you prefer,
you must drink' says the tutor.
'make it the pale blue I know as water.'
'but pale blue is the sky;
green is the eye of the sycamore
that looks down on your lake.
Drink, for you can see the fishes.'
Otherwise, ace.
His mind withdraws, like the tongue,
too far back to swallow
the water of a lake, green as moss.
'What colour would you prefer,
you must drink' says the tutor.
'make it the pale blue I know as water.'
'but pale blue is the sky;
green is the eye of the sycamore
that looks down on your lake.
Drink, for you can see the fishes.'
Otherwise, ace.
replying on Ignorance by JohnnyRocker
22 Apr 2004, 6:16 AM
No, the topic is "Suggestions for Simon Cowell's American Idol Put-downs" from here:
http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.j
http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.j
on Ignorance by JohnnyRocker
22 Apr 2004, 6:07 AM
- "Here is a list of people gayer than me: Simon LeBon, Paul Simon, Carly Simon, all the actors in the film Simon Birch, you." - Simon Cowell
replying on In Gold Leaf by bearhead
22 Apr 2004, 3:12 AM
He's only pretend-dead.
replying on The Flame by Fire_is_cool
21 Apr 2004, 7:49 PM
A flawlessly-performing tripe-detector.
on Bob Jones Walked the Biscuits by Modulo
21 Apr 2004, 5:54 PM
metahaiku (Meta-Ku) by ex0teric
One, two, three, four, five
Now you must count to seven
Then the first, again
Metametahaiku (Meta-Ku) by -=Dark_Angel=-
Haikus are easy.
A first-class dunce could write one
About writing one.
This is Bad (Free verse) by newagepoet2000
This is bad haiku
Bad bad bad bad bad bad bad
Very very bad
i love this shit (Haiku) by Yatasuma
I write haikus be-
Cause they are easy, only
take 30 seconds
Can we all agree the Meta-Ku is tapped out? Yes, we can.
One, two, three, four, five
Now you must count to seven
Then the first, again
Metametahaiku (Meta-Ku) by -=Dark_Angel=-
Haikus are easy.
A first-class dunce could write one
About writing one.
This is Bad (Free verse) by newagepoet2000
This is bad haiku
Bad bad bad bad bad bad bad
Very very bad
i love this shit (Haiku) by Yatasuma
I write haikus be-
Cause they are easy, only
take 30 seconds
Can we all agree the Meta-Ku is tapped out? Yes, we can.