on some deleted poem
13 Nov 2002, 8:56 AM
oddly enough i think i know where you are coming from and understand. this thanksgiving, i'll only try to piss off 4 relatives instead of my usual 9.
on Handy Smurf by Bachus
12 Nov 2002, 4:46 AM
the smurfs are commies. they all wear exactly the same clothes, except the leader papa smurf is in red. gargamel is supposed to be the stereotypical jew with his cat azrael, or maybe something similar. either way, just a thought. did i mention that the creator of the show was apparently a member of the KKK and a Nazi supporter? sorry, just bored and thought i'd spread the gossip.
on An ode to my sugar daddy, but in haiku by horus8
12 Nov 2002, 4:47 AM
...if you bring a girlfriend it'll be a trip for two
on for ya haters by bxjay170
12 Nov 2002, 4:50 AM
uh, word...yo. ya feelin' me ::wha?:: ya feelin' me ::wha?:: ya feelin' me ::wha?:: hmm hmm yeah.
on i miss you by bxjay170
12 Nov 2002, 4:55 AM
i can't remember, personally at least, the last time my hearts was beeding. ah, memories.
on crush on you by bxjay170
12 Nov 2002, 4:57 AM
ah yes, the double-sided blade of the one-eyed monster. may he stab at will.
on There is no end by INTRANSIT
12 Nov 2002, 5:01 AM
trust me, the offspring have return...as lawyers. they sued me for raping their mother the sky and now i can't get within 1000 feet of it or i'll be arrested.
on The little tornado that could by Bachus
11 Nov 2002, 2:59 PM
nothing pulls you from a "i just woke up and feel like shit" bout of depression better then destruction of a white trash town. well, that and morning head.
on some deleted poem
11 Nov 2002, 3:03 PM
...now where the hell did i put my goddamn flannel?
on Heart of the killer by UAFANTHORPEY
28 Oct 2002, 6:55 AM
...its not even about me and i still wet myself in fear. brilliant. i'll go change now.
on more{Porn*Star}{Hai*kus} by horus8
10 Oct 2002, 4:21 PM
brillant...this just proves that no matter where I go online anymore I'll be face to face with porn. :::sigh::: oh well, back to making my porn page.
on Instructions to a Sculptor by Christof
4 Oct 2002, 2:06 PM
english, eh? may i make it more official by apologizing for dragging you all down with us americans? good, then its settled...
on The Good Old Days in New Orleans by cobalt
27 Sep 2002, 2:09 PM
demented, which is my favorite flavor besides simple vanilla. like the british say, good show.
on Fraternity by Christof
26 Sep 2002, 8:30 AM
even piss drunk at 11am i was able to understand this...i am now debating whether or not that is brilliance on my behalf or yours. we'll just stick with yours. excellent. time for more beer.
on AIDS Bonanza! by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
12 Sep 2002, 1:05 PM
man, this makes me wish i had AIDS so i could laugh my pain away...or at least compare notes. Anywhosamabob, well thought out in your comical genuis...may the taboo never lose you.PS--has it been 23.2 years already?
on Milk & Honey with a touch of PCP <the dead cat edit> by horus8
11 Sep 2002, 10:39 AM
maybe its all the acid in forever encraved on the memorial to abstinence that now stands on my spine, but not only did i get to the end of this own personal illiad, but i didn't even pay the usual attention to the overwhelming length...usually i get up and make a sandwich halfway through...either way, i shall finish off with a very much child-like "i likey the stuff, mommy"
on some deleted poem
3 Sep 2002, 10:25 PM
i have no idea what would make me succomb to tears first, one of your poems or the day you write a bad one...4th stanza about the moonlight, splendid show.
on some deleted poem
22 Dec 2002, 10:13 PM
for all of but 4 seconds this made me forget about using my computer for porn, and thats saying a lot. that is all...i hate typing with my feet.