Don't you ever wish you could write something that wasn't a horrible mangling of Boyzone lyrics?

ah, good sir, truly an epic to be told throughout the ages. I tip my pants to you.

Nice poem. It reminds me of all the ones I made. Keep up the good work.

You can swim the crimson tide, just don't drink it.Or do, whatever.

It's good but i dont think its classified as a limerick (a-a-b-b-a)

Only Drooling (Free Verse) by -=Dark_Angel=- Lowly stirrup on the beak of my consciousness How gallantly you flutter through the memories of my cack Arrogant lobster and his cologne Lying on his thorax he murmured to me But he was just a lobster and his cologne was rife with egglingtons Running his claws through my hair McJuices flood from the gaping hole in his skull that I made with my fork "These are for you" He lifted my hand to his face Placing my hand on his exposed brain-splat And rubbing his blobbiness all over my bib I fell asleep in his puddle My hand now rested on my plate I realize I was only drooling

My hero

Haha, funny (9)

Hey, I understand that you're just trying to make things rhyme, but "Never out will my love for you run"? Come on, that one HURTS. As Churchill would say, it's "an outrage up with which I will not put." Rule of thumb: If you have to mangle your syntax beyond recognition, the rhyme isn't worth it.

Skateboards suck moose balls for bus fare and walk home.

never leave home w/o your rosed colored glasses...life is much better

Just read it aloud to yourself, then tweak thebeats that go bump. it'll be perfect. loved it.

HA now tht is funny good effort

Chevy Chase.

I will say that is disrespectful. Even though I am a guy, I still believe that it is odd. But that is your opinion.

you suck

really....different

Frankly, I am baffled by your failure to use "brown" as a rhyme for "down".

Did u get jumped or somthin recently?

Isnt a sonnet supposed to rhyme every other line