For some reason I am just now getting to this final? draft. I see you put the volvo back in. thank you.

I think the world would be a better place if people were kind instead of unkind. What do you think?

I tried to give someone my sprawl once but they just flew upset and started shouting. And as I dangled there uselessly from the secret hole I'd made in the ceiling, my naked body sprawled and vulnerable, clumsily suspended above the mattress like some sort of filthy arachnid, I thought to myself "O Jesu what have I done..."

Nice use of the word "slagheap". Reminds me of a pile of discarded women at the end of an orgy.