Wow, I'm in a poeme! I'm flattered!

that's awful. but funny.

yep, that was how I spent last night.

DUDE YOU NEED TO SPARK ONE UP AND/OR BUY SOME KYUSS RECORDS (Don't - kyuss suck. Qotsa is where it's at)

Tee hee.

you are such a CUUUUUTE little thing. I wrote more perversions for you.

i love the imagery in this. it can say one thing and mean so many others...i need a brownie.

i agree with the hand of tan on this poem...it could be better abbreviated. persoanl preference...try to think of different way to say "slashed my wrists"...like Manson in 'the fight song' with "they'll just cut our wrists like cheap coupons and say that death was on sale today"...just, or course, not stolen like that. that was a reference.

Mr. Christof, this is one of the finest works of poetry that I've ever seen...you, sir, are a genius. May I ask as to whose poems you draw inspiration from? This is the template for the poems that I would love to write but don't have the ability-pleeeease let me know how you learnt to write like this! 10

The truth is: "I am suffering from menstrual cramps." there you go. Don't worry about humanity. it's teetering on the edge anyway. (I plan on giving it a push next week, shh..)

Still perverting the minds of the you I see Smiley. -10- P.S. on a side note I have heard that scarfing does give a male an instant hard on. Just thought I'd share.

Thats how I live.

I knock on your door. I tiptoe on the floor. I hope your daddy ain't home right now - he warned once before.

Again your problem is length. The length of your devices and their elaborate structures really weaken the ideas. Seriously cut this the fuck up to see what happens. If you do, I'll try to help you tweak it so it says everything the original did.

i usually watch shows about animals when my head won't let me sleep...but then again, i'm not what you'd call "all there"

Well that was an experience. a wise-ish man once said "those who spell magic with a 'k' aren't." I agree.

Yes, there needs to be more. Content, specifically. hope your chick doesn't die.

And how is the rubber chicken these days? Kiss him against the guardrail for me and say hi to the twinkie sisters please. Oh, and by the by, I ran into Ed the sled yesterday. He told me to tell you thanks for the toe , Joe.

Ahhhh, that inventiveness all the way from - I wish you the best of luck in the future-my wish is the only hope you've got! Ahahahahaha. Quite.

A bit wordy, pained etc. If this were all the case would you be writing so much?