I know where to find wisdom. But it's a secret. Send me ??1,000,000 and I might let you know.

Very nice.

Ahh yes, the netball skirts, mmmmm

God forgive me for laughing when they violated you in the hinges, very poignant, original slant on bullying, liked the style of it, self pity with style, and i'm thinking of the time i glued a paper penis on neil bentleys head. i'm giving this a 9, you missed one for not killing the bastards , kill kill kill !

Liked the whole turtle thing. Horus is right your user name sucks like A scene from the Oval office, change it to something like funkyspunkydwarfmonkey. i'm high

This isn't a sonnet. It ain't iambic. There's nothing wrong with it, but it's not a sonnet. Call it something else.

This putrid pile of festering bile should never have seen the light of day. 0. Add to the equation that if you feel that making friends with an illiterate deserves "poetic" tribute, I conclude that you are one lonely bitch, in addition to being an appalling poet. I bid you good day.

I detect a vile stench, and I suspect that the culprit is this poeme. 1.

Strangely composed, but I like this one. 7. Try not to drink and drive, though. I find that spillage plays merry hell with the upholstery.

Aaaaaaah. I can feel my heart melting. 3. Less of a poem, more a plot line on a crappy, low-budget US sitcom.

A pointless poeme, but a decent effort nevertheless. 6. An enjoyable use of 30 seconds.

This may actually be the dullest, least inspired, most insipid effort I have seen to date. 0. It is actually traumatic to read more than once.

This is fantastic. 9. A gem of a haiku, on a politically and socially relevant issue. I almost came. Almost.

How large must a cunt be to earn the classification "vast"? I must know. Oh, the poem. Have a 6, and next time, bag it up.

Great quality of content. If you can, tweak this to Nicholas' suggestions. I'd like to learn how to do this and this could be a good example. thanks

For some reason,"alluvial" doesn't seem to fit. sounds like a brief geology lesson. I dunno.

Roll up a rizzla, watch some daytime TV, throw some darts off a tall building then run like s**t, take a chill pill daffodil, time to relax from being INTRANSIT. Liked your spikytonguedpoem

This was as wet as a nun watching Lesbian Swedish mud wrestlers. Joey come on man you can do better

6 in the last line. So you get a big fat 0.

hooray indeed, my friend.