It's a fundamental truth.

How're your parents?

Now this, this one I like. Quite a bit.

all the 'the's and 'is's and '.'s make this very staccato. which is fine. but not like i want it to be. i want it to swagger, and i want bony hips out over tops of jeans seducing me with there lean swayings. you can do it. i think that's what you meant to do with this hard-edged slice. so, do it.

Try a McVities Chocolate Digestive. Their super!

I wish I had a female friend who'd ogle girls with me though.

Cunning rhyme scheme - is this terza rima? Very well handled anyway.

Cromwell was a great socialist. He's the only person in history to manage to get the English, Scots and Irish to agree on something and work together. Unfortunately for him, that thing was hatred of Cromwell. Oh well, you can't have everything, I guess.

The title is abominable. Quite. It sets us up for a nice little comedy, and instead we get this. Pah.

kickin' ass and chewing bubble gum (and you're all out of gum). Rockin' my socks.10. Only it's spelled "cthulhu".Still kicks more ass than hobos in that "Bumfight" thing.

Dude, what have you been smoking? Pretty good, though, and the scantion isn't too bad either!

Well ring-a-ding-ding, a crap-ass teenage love ramble from highschool bard and goddess of cyber-lovin' Maria. And it sucks as much as her other stuff? Watch me gasp in mock shock! 0.

Were that a proper haiku, i'd dance with glee. But it's fun nonetheless.

'devil may cry' is a thoroughly sweet game.

Dear God.

A friend of mine butt-fucked himself once.

the more you write them, the more easily they flow. strength in discipline. nice work.

Very nice. glee!

Isn't there somehting somewhat incestuous going on in the middle there?

Very complex!