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some deleted user on when do dreams fade? by francis nor capule 16 Apr 2004, 1:36 PM
At first I expected this to end as a slur on maudlin feelings being gushed without any preparation, but now I see I'll have to write that verse myself.
Fanfuckingtastik john k should be forced to do this twice a day. http://tinyurl.com/8ty
Bachus on when do dreams fade? by francis nor capule 16 Apr 2004, 12:36 PM
Almost readable. 6.
Enkidu on One or the Same by Enkidu 16 Apr 2004, 11:45 AM
There once was poet, a cheat Who thought he was good on his feet So he looked and he found That his distance from ground Made he journey to hell most complete (Hee Hee, Ha, Ho, Hah, Ah hah, Heh, Oh ho, *sigh* Not funny)
Bachus replying on horus8 accepts black cock for cash by King Abdullah II 16 Apr 2004, 10:50 AM
And this whole time I thought you knew?
Shuushin replying on Diptych by coffeespoons 16 Apr 2004, 10:40 AM
I liked it too (still do) - thought maybe there was another way to skin the cat that I dinna know about.
Bachus replying on Chocolate Rabbit Ears & Gay Sex by Bachus 16 Apr 2004, 10:13 AM
Also, you do realize that I am permanently scarred now, and demand that you reimburse me for psychological treatment.
Bachus replying on Chocolate Rabbit Ears & Gay Sex by Bachus 16 Apr 2004, 10:10 AM
Well that explains ALOT... Yuck.
edpeterson on Diptych by coffeespoons 16 Apr 2004, 8:55 AM
I don't care what category you put it in. I think it is great. I just love it.
Shuushin replying on One or the Same by Enkidu 16 Apr 2004, 8:47 AM
Macfan, goob.
Enkidu on One or the Same by Enkidu 16 Apr 2004, 7:38 AM
If you figure it out, please say so and I will go to your first poem and comment if you're right.
some deleted user on after class by ThePariahDog 16 Apr 2004, 7:26 AM
I envision your professor seducing you during class, asking you to stay after, whipping you with her pointer, wrapping her sexy legs around you... and then you wake up... next to me.
Shuushin on Metaphorically Challenged by Enkidu 16 Apr 2004, 6:34 AM
yep - thats a goodun. But I wonder at the thoughts in your brain that would make tiny children sick.
Shuushin replying on Whose God? by elizabethann 16 Apr 2004, 6:31 AM
"An 18th level cleric with Invisibility, the Helmet of True Seeing, and the Amulet of Transubstantiation. " This killed me such that a passer-by poked their head in my office and asked if I was okay. Good stuff, man - good stuff.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. on Whose God? by elizabethann 16 Apr 2004, 3:21 AM
"Are we all children of a God?" Yes. "Yes?" Yes. "Which God," Jesu. "Whose God?" The God of the Israelites. "Does religion matter" Yes. Yes it does. "Or do we just Need faith In one higher being" No. You need faith in Jesu. "And if we don't believe What happens?" You go to hell. "Are we condemned by Believers and followers?" You are condemned by Jesu. "And if so What kind of God Do you have?" An 18th level cleric with Invisibility, the Helmet of True Seeing, and the Amulet of Transubstantiation. "A just one?" God is just. "Or an insensitive, impure Conformist?" God is not insensitive, He is not impure, He is not a conformist.
if you are going to write a pohm about sumbody , at lest try to make it funny.
elizabethann replying on forgetful dyke by elizabethann 15 Apr 2004, 6:53 PM
Ha. Your comment gave me a good laugh. I like you.
zodiac replying on horus8 accepts black cock for cash by King Abdullah II 15 Apr 2004, 6:30 PM
HolySpirit is the Jesus costume most often associated with hallucinating, much as ArcticBlast Batman is the Batman costume most associated with the arctic. On the rare instances where HolySpirit and Jesus seem to appear in the same place, it is actually Jesus's sidekick, Father, in the HolySpirit costume, to put off suspicions that Jesus and HolySpirit are, in fact, the same Person.
He uses Methylated Spirit when He runs out of Holy Spirit.