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replying on horus8 accepts black cock for cash by King Abdullah II
15 Apr 2004, 6:01 PM
Question: Could/did Jesus hallucinate without the Spirit's assistance?
Observe: "Then Jesus was led by the Spirit into the desert to be tempted by the devil." Mark 4:1
"As soon as Jesus was baptized, he went up out of the water. At that moment heaven was opened, and he saw the Spirit of God descending like a dove and lighting on him. 17And a voice from heaven said, 'This is my Son, whom I love; with him I am well pleased.'" - Matthew 3:16
Jesu's hallucinations (The Devil, doves/voices, etc) all come from the Spirit, so yes.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
replying on horus8 accepts black cock for cash by King Abdullah II
15 Apr 2004, 5:44 PM
Is the Holy Spirit the part of God that makes people have violent hallucinations?
And despite the fact that nearly all of his poetry is a series of furious sex-obsessed rants that make no fucking sense, it's about three billion times more enjoyable to read than your limp sanctimonious nonsense. You're like a sweating nude crotch that inexplicably parades itself down the street, and then goes home and writes in its diary about how mean people are.
"In November 1983, I was sitting in a lesbian bar in Seattle. My lover was dancing with another woman. As I painfully watched her flirting with the other woman, I heard an audible voice.
"When I looked up, there was powerful presence standing next to the table where I was sitting. Jesus spoke, 'My child what are you doing here?' The voice was so real. 'I have so much better planned for you than the false security and identity that you live in now.'
"As I looked out onto the dance floor, I saw the most incredible vision: all the smiling faces turned to wax and started to melt. The laughter stopped. The Holy Spirit revealed to me that the broken hearts behind the smiling masks were not really laughing at all. More important was the reality that my heart was also scarred and broken... God began breaking through the denial. He showed me that I was trying to cover over deep emotional wounds. Then He spoke to me in the bar and brought me face-to-face with the truth about my life." - Rebekah Johnston
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
replying on horus8 accepts black cock for cash by King Abdullah II
15 Apr 2004, 5:34 PM
That's such a stupid story. The men would have noticed when they saw the wings on the angels' bums.
Don't you know when you've been zinged?! TO THE MAX?!?!?!?!?! You couldn't possibly be cooler than horus8. He is a latchkey street poete raised on poptarts and jew semen.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
replying on horus8 accepts black cock for cash by King Abdullah II
15 Apr 2004, 4:31 PM
The two angels arrived at Sodom in the evening, and Lot was sitting in the gateway of the city. When he saw them, he got up to meet them and bowed down with his face to the ground. "My lords," he said, "please turn aside to your servant's house. You can wash your feet and spend the night and then go on your way early in the morning."
"No," they answered, "we will spend the night in the square."
But he insisted so strongly that they did go with him and entered his house. He prepared a meal for them, baking bread without yeast, and they ate. Before they had gone to bed, all the men from every part of the city of Sodom-both young and old-surrounded the house. They called to Lot, "Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them."
Lot went outside to meet them and shut the door behind him and said, "No, my friends. Don't do this wicked thing. Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with them. But don't do anything to these men, for they have come under the protection of my roof."
Genesis 19:1-8
Well aren't you rude. At least I got a three, could be worse. I really don't believe that your suggestion to hang myself with my chain wallet was necessary at all. Actually, the guitar player was white .. and I believe most of the playlist consisted of Tom Petty songs.
Kurt Cobain .. hate the guy, honestly.
And I don't have an eyebrow piercing.
Yet.
I am cool. Get over it.
Odds are you'll go from SMOKING TO CUTTING TO THE CANNERY. I've never seen any one describe smoking in a more exquisitely neither here nor there way ever. That deserves a fucking three. here's an idea... take your wallet chain and hang yourself from it with an entire pack of cigarettes puffing away from your twat... maybe that'll get your ten bucks back and a mustache ride from the mariachi with the guitar, and your dad to buy you a life...
If you didn't have some image of curt cobain wedged so far up your ass that you can vaguely here the muddy banks of the wishka eminating from your eyebrow piercing I bet you'd be even fucking COOLER?
To kmknd20: You must be a gay.
Bachus
replying on The Idea of Fusion at the Beach (After Wallace Stevens) by coffeespoons
15 Apr 2004, 3:49 PM
Really, then why break it?
Bachus
on The Idea of Fusion at the Beach (After Wallace Stevens) by coffeespoons
15 Apr 2004, 3:48 PM
Jesus Creased.
I've collapsed a lung. Did you know that they'll refill on their own a week or so as long as you don't DIE first from fucking pneumonia.
I don't really get a lot of it either, but it's funny as hell.
BURN!!!
Also, why does the guy have to be black, are you a racist homophobe? There's too many homophobe's on this site, what are you so scared about?
But if you tread on this hallowed ground, your poetry must be impecably mathematical or incur diatribe, probably starting with "Good grief," and ending with "Mam."
and i didnt even read the poem
this by far is the funniest page i have read on this site....yet. priceless.
wait, you forgot one.
Author has "angel" in his/her name.