Please don't correct my poetry... I'm really uninterested in your opinion to be frank.

I roast my own coffee. NO wait! I meant that only in the non-metaphorical sense, really. I mean really I do, I have a roaster and I buy the beans green and that way I can roast them exactly the way I, um, like them.

and "my mom is calling me a sinner because I have my pinner all moist" we loved that too.

Oh, well I'm sure the <<< >>> will help it escape notice. Who are the poets-of-note these days? I've been completely out of touch with poetry & fiction for many years. I just buy each Iain Banks novel as he releases them, and that's about it.

Yes, I think it is.

I don't think she's old enough for, um, coffee, you sicko.

God if the sages read this I'm doomed.

Poetry is supposed to evoke strong internal images. And this pome evoked a very strong internal image in me as I read it, of Princess_Snowflake with, er, something in her mouth. Therefore I must conclude that it is excellent poetry indeed.

This pome is vastly better than yours. Yours didn't make me think of getting a blowjob AT ALL!

The mix isn't so bad - about half and half, maybe. Better than I expected when I came here. <<<Secret-hopefully-run-off-the-top-twenty-by-tomorrow personal revelation: You know I teach poetry to college undergrads. That doesn't mean much, except I have to read it all the time and write endless papers on it. Some of this stuff is better than what's getting real woodpulp out there. Yes, it was worth embarassing myself as a stuckup prick to be able to say that to some of you. Buck up - it's just woodpulp.>>>

NOOO!!! be careful, she edits. Take your comment back, or she will blithely delete the unintentional double entendre. Have you read her coffee poem? lololol.

Isn't it a treat to find these pomes after all the unoisuckkok's and KrazyLoveDazy37's and CristalWanker's? it's worth enduring a couple dozen inane, mindless whining teenagers to find one who's a gothic genius.