<{Baba^Yaga}>
on She wishes by INTRANSIT
30 Oct 2003, 10:15 AM
Where did all your poems go?
Maxxillofacialangiointrauterinedeloposis syndrome.
also known as Bannannabigscrosis.
GLAIDS.
Christian maids? never heard of 'em.
That's just it. He only has one.
The reason was, of course, acute vaginal terror brought on by a future tongue disease called MAIDS.
Was it all on one cheek? Or spread 'cross in linear fashion.
That's odd? I read this same thing tattood upon
-=Dark_Angel=-'s reddening rump last week during one of our bi yearly Christian retreaties.
"As I wake I go to the window , there I focus my eyeâs on the poodle." pull your comma tight and pull the apostrophe out of "eye's".
"circler" is spelled circular
"with their ass" should be on their ass.
"He bends even more and I start to get stiff.
I can see the seams giving way for his pants to rip.
So I wait quiet, and then it goes.
And there lies low an behold.
he looks around to see if anyone saw
which tickled my fancy.
I leave the door window and
I head to the bed,
for I have finished my job.
I lay on back and think of what I seen.
Then I reach in and start rubbing the knob.
Voyeur of the year, join the club.
peep fiend . . ." Now little brother this is too vague? you must make it clearer for your readers in order for them to get what you're saying.
Originality is a beautiful thing. Now if you can tell me where you put it that would be a big help. ;)
hipster flare
on I have no problem with short people of color or religion by horus8
30 Oct 2003, 6:48 AM
an excellent social commentary.
An excellent Poem (But I do believe it is "Hang" Glider)
It reminded me of a thing I read in a book somewhere--where a man was about to drown and was rescued at the last moment. He was upset because he finally was about to find out what it feels like to be a drowning man, and he was now robbed of that experience.
When did you become such a dunce?
\Till\, prep. [OE. til, Icel. til; akin to Dan. til, Sw.
till, OFries. til, also to AS. til good, excellent, G. ziel
end, limit, object, OHG. zil, Goth. tils, gatils, fit,
convenient, and E. till to cultivate. See {Till}, v. t.]
To; unto; up to; as far as; until; -- now used only in
respect to time, but formerly, also, of place, degree, etc.,
and still so used in Scotland and in parts of England and
Ireland; as, I worked till four o'clock; I will wait till
next week.
He . . . came till an house. --Chaucer.
Women, up till this Cramped under worse than
South-sea-isle taboo. --Tennyson.
Similar sentiments will recur to every one familiar
with his writings -- all through them till the very
end. --Prof.
Wilson.
{Till now}, to the present time.
{Till then}, to that time.
\Un*til"\, prep. [OE. until, ontil; un- (as in unto) + til
till; cf. Dan. indtil, Sw. intill. See {Unto}, and {Till},
prep.]
1. To; unto; towards; -- used of material objects. --Chaucer.
Taverners until them told the same. --Piers
Plowman.
He roused himself full blithe, and hastened them
until. --Spenser.
2. To; up to; till; before; -- used of time; as, he staid
until evening; he will not come back until the end of the
month.
He and his sons were priests to the tribe of Dan
until the day of the captivity. --Judg. xviii.
30.
Note: In contracts and like documents until is construed as
exclusive of the date mentioned unless it was the
manifest intent of the parties to include it.
\Un*til"\, conj.
As far as; to the place or degree that; especially, up to the
time that; till. See {Till}, conj.
In open prospect nothing bounds our eye, Until the
earth seems joined unto the sky. --Dryden.
But the rest of the dead lives not again until the
thousand years were finished. --Rev. xx. 5.
Stop quibbling with your other half and answer me this one question.
Assuming that you had to buy one item from Natalie's Marriage Agency, which of the following items would you buy?
(a) The wine called "Bastardo"
(b) The wine called "Last Supper"
(c) A chocolate squirrel
(d) A pie made from "crepitating globules"
(e) A wife
(f) A sausage kiev
Feel free to browse at http://ma-natalie.com
Have you ever had more than one coherent thought in a row?
Because, you monumental retard, for the 400th time, if you post your "personal writes" on a public poetry forum, PEOPLE WILL TELL YOU WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT THEM. You're such a dunce that it hurts. You plainly don't 'have no desire' to discuss your poetry with me, because that's basically all you've done since you joined the site. You're a failure in every way, my lad.
The conclusion was actually that a scotch egg is merely a sausage kiev surrounding a boiled egg.
Wow. Incidentally, sausage kiev is available in Natalie's Marriage Agency gift shop, along with a wine called "Bastardo", a wine called "Last Supper", a chocolate squirrel, and a pie made from "crepitating globules". It's all true:
http://ma-natalie.com/gifts.html
Sausages, eh? Did you know that the word "Scotch Egg" is redundant with respect to the language consisting of the set of all English words U {kiev}? In discussions with a colleague concerning the nature of a "Chicken Kiev Kiev", we stumbled upon the following results. They have been described by several noted academics as "startling".
(i) An X Kiev is an outer shell, consisting of pulped X coated in breadcrumbs, surrounding some Y.
(ii) In the case of Chicken Kiev, we obviously instantiate X with "Chicken" and Y with that white sauce they put in the middle.
(iii) A Scotch Egg is in fact the same as a Sausage Kiev with Y instantiated with "Egg"
(iv) Let L be the language consisting of the set of all English words U {kiev}. The word "Scotch Egg" is redundant with respect to L.
Why must you always pick on me?