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-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. on Goodbye by Nicholas Jones 11 Nov 2002, 2:38 AM
Write more about this 'mollusc king'. Perhaps he will know the TERRIBLE SECRET OF THE SEA.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on Wise Clogg! by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 11 Nov 2002, 2:31 AM
I don't know which would be worse: if you're being serious, or if you're 'playing along' but that's the best you can do.
Just what we need, Dark Wanker's own personal sycophant. This is stomach-turning stuff. Horus8, you are either a comic genius or the most pathetic worm on the planet. Either way, this is just tosh.
Christof on arise by daniella 11 Nov 2002, 2:22 AM
Something very mystic about this - a religious impulse I don't share, but which is impressive.
Christof replying on Hehehe by The Eskimo King 11 Nov 2002, 2:07 AM
Thank you. Beavis or Butthead?
Yardbird replying on boy girl by little_angel_maria 11 Nov 2002, 2:07 AM
No way, man - I'm enjoying this far too much!!!
Christof replying on Hehehe by The Eskimo King 11 Nov 2002, 2:06 AM
You are a mercurial fellow. You will bring interest to the site.
The Eskimo King on Flamin Monkey's by Blade 11 Nov 2002, 2:06 AM
Very very good, but change dismay for dispair! may not rhyme,but sounds better!
Blade replying on boy girl by little_angel_maria 11 Nov 2002, 2:03 AM
Rich piss off and leave me alone
The Eskimo King replying on Hehehe by The Eskimo King 11 Nov 2002, 2:03 AM
Why thankyou my good sir, i think!! Yours was..., .... inspirational!!
Yardbird replying on boy girl by little_angel_maria 11 Nov 2002, 2:01 AM
True, true (hey, what else was there to add?).
Blade replying on Hehehe by The Eskimo King 11 Nov 2002, 2:01 AM
dude the reason for the dissaproval is that it sucks
Yardbird replying on boy girl by little_angel_maria 11 Nov 2002, 2:00 AM
Both of you are sad pseudo-matrix yuppies with no literary skill, so you can jack each other off, for all I care.
The Eskimo King replying on Hehehe by The Eskimo King 11 Nov 2002, 2:00 AM
Purple Ronnie? Sorry, I just thought I'd pick someone random to slag off! Its actually a good poem! 8/10 my good sir!! Regards The Eskimo King
Yardbird replying on Beer by Yardbird 11 Nov 2002, 1:59 AM
Dude, it's a haiku - they only have three lines (wanker!!)!!! Oh, and thanks for the advice, but I'm sorry, I must decline.
Blade replying on boy girl by little_angel_maria 11 Nov 2002, 1:59 AM
Cheers bud
Blade on boy girl by little_angel_maria 11 Nov 2002, 1:59 AM
Great poem maria
The Eskimo King replying on boy girl by little_angel_maria 11 Nov 2002, 1:58 AM
You fucking dick! you fucking talk about repect! your hardly showing your fellow poets any respect, i oughtta go round there and beat the crap outta you. Go on where do you live so i can beat the living crap out of you, you mother-fucking bitch-whore! I hate people with your kind of attitude, you oughtta be locked up you fucking prick! Why don't you write a GOOD poem, i've read some of your crap, shit-4-brains! Leave my bud alone before i get really heavy on you, wanker! Thats all Regards The Eskimo King
Yardbird replying on boy girl by little_angel_maria 11 Nov 2002, 1:57 AM
Yup. Got that one right.