on Bliss Eternal by Freethinker1602
8 Jan 2003, 4:09 PM
What are you doing to me!? I feel tired and weak.... You're draining my Life Force, aren't you!? Curse you, Psi~Vamp!
on some deleted poem
9 Jan 2003, 11:51 AM
Hey Settle I think it's in our interests to spill the beans concerning the email cracking accusations. I've always said that honesty is the best policy in such matters. Jeremi, I am truely sorry for what Settle and I tried to do. Settle emailed me about cracking into your mail account because he heard that Ornella had done it and because I have the technical knowledge required to do so. Rest assured that we won't be making any further attempts to access your mail. Once again, my apologies. I hope you won't find it necessary to file a police report.
on To Dark Angel by zagerXizer
9 Jan 2003, 12:10 PM
To Fool Or Knave:
Thy praise or dispraise is to me alike;
One doth not stroke me, nor the other strike.
Thy praise or dispraise is to me alike;
One doth not stroke me, nor the other strike.
on The Case Begins.... by Emotionz
9 Jan 2003, 12:19 PM
This bears a striking resemblance to an event that occurred at Luncheon to-day. Dr. Marlowe, H. Fortesque and myself were enjoying a fine gammon steak on the lawn when I felt a troubling sensation in my breeches. To cut a long story short, Dr. Marlowe had to be put down, and I was found guilty of fraud in the First Degree.
on some deleted poem
9 Jan 2003, 12:25 PM
Sir,
I have given you a 0. It is not anonymous.
I have given you a 0. It is not anonymous.
on Epistemology (2nd draft) by Ranger
9 Jan 2003, 2:15 PM
So you do philosophy gAy-Level. What do you want? A medal? You shall have no such medal! Unless you can answer me this...
What is the meaning of the following sentence:
The shoehorn the parson's nose the pirate procured lubricated glistened. (3 marks)
(NB The sentence is grammatically correct)
What is the meaning of the following sentence:
The shoehorn the parson's nose the pirate procured lubricated glistened. (3 marks)
(NB The sentence is grammatically correct)
on The Sadistic Mirth by Freethinker1602
10 Jan 2003, 1:58 PM
A good try!
on Car Crashes by poemwanker
11 Jan 2003, 6:00 AM
Fuckface
on P.L. I wrote this in seven minutes at 1:36am. But I hope You can get the gist by smlink84
11 Jan 2003, 8:05 AM
Great use of "blame" and "name" to rhyme with "shame"!!! KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK! I'M SURE YOU'LL BE A POPULAR POETE IN NO TIME!!!!11
on all the eyes are on by crin
11 Jan 2003, 8:11 AM
I love your original use of "android" to rhyme with "paranoid". Are you a pro? You should get this published! 6/10!!
on some deleted poem
11 Jan 2003, 8:14 AM
Excellent use of "failures" to rhyme with "victorious" -- GREAT WORK!
on I thought I could fly by teacup
11 Jan 2003, 8:17 AM
hahaha yeah I get it! asl?
on Seasoning a new tank by Cha no Onna
11 Jan 2003, 8:25 AM
"sometimes they are tangled in the plastic plants" is a great line. So beautiful, so haunting, so picturesque, so vivid -- are you a pro?
on some deleted poem
11 Jan 2003, 9:42 AM
I am a button.
on some deleted poem
11 Jan 2003, 10:23 AM
I just realised that this is the best poeme on the site.
on Ode to the inafamous dark angel by Lucifer
11 Jan 2003, 6:02 PM
You, Sir, are making a Mischiefe of yourself.
on some deleted poem
12 Jan 2003, 11:07 PM
BEST POEME I HAVE SEEN SINCE THAT ONE ABOUT A CHEERLEADER AND A CHEESEBURGER OR SOMETHING.
P.S. NO, I DID NOT WRITE THIS.
P.S. NO, I DID NOT WRITE THIS.
on some deleted poem
12 Jan 2003, 11:16 PM
I would like to take issue with the following phrases:
1. "a child trapped inside a man": I do not know what you were thinking of here, but it is most certainly illegal, if not anatomically unlikely. Please correct this at once.
2. "You can only look in my eyes by turning away". The only ways this could work are a) the person has eyes on their rear side, b) you and the person are arranged such that there is a barrier directly between you, but an elaborate system of mirrors allows him to view the reflection of your eyes if he turns away. Neither of these have been mentioned. Please fix.
3. "All you hear is silence": Buncombe.
Thanks, I'll be here all week.
1. "a child trapped inside a man": I do not know what you were thinking of here, but it is most certainly illegal, if not anatomically unlikely. Please correct this at once.
2. "You can only look in my eyes by turning away". The only ways this could work are a) the person has eyes on their rear side, b) you and the person are arranged such that there is a barrier directly between you, but an elaborate system of mirrors allows him to view the reflection of your eyes if he turns away. Neither of these have been mentioned. Please fix.
3. "All you hear is silence": Buncombe.
Thanks, I'll be here all week.
on some deleted poem
13 Jan 2003, 12:26 AM
SERIOUS POEME COMMENT CORNER
1. Remove "previous".
2. It's "its".
2. "Feebile" is not a word.
1. Remove "previous".
2. It's "its".
2. "Feebile" is not a word.