on Head and Shoulders by Jeremi B. Handrinos
21 Jan 2003, 1:37 PM
Holy Shit! I'd believe it. I also heard that anti-dandruff shampoo causes baldness.
on some deleted poem
21 Jan 2003, 1:35 PM
Different sound than usual. Reminds me of something. I don't remember what, save that it was good.
on Dr. Skellington by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
20 Jan 2003, 6:43 AM
Necromantically delicious.10.
on Tree (WARNING: do NOT hug!) by Yardbird
21 Jan 2003, 1:40 PM
The title is adorable. I like trees better than people. Go Ents!!
on Words of Wisdom... by loneshadow29
23 Jan 2003, 1:33 PM
I don't drink coffee.'Tis bad for you. I do indeed suffer from a pain fixation. No, I kid, i enjoy every second of it. Hugs 'n' kisses! Great poeme! You should come over to my basement and give a private reading... you aren't allergic to napalm, are you?
on some deleted poem
23 Jan 2003, 1:37 PM
Wow, sappy images AND a simplistic rhyme scheme too, how do you manage to eat 25 kilos of dumpster-dived cheese a day and write these heartfelt poemes (tm)? Lean over here for a nice bitchslapping with a firm yet yielding zero.
on some deleted poem
23 Jan 2003, 1:39 PM
If there is any hope, it could change into something with writing talent and less of a tendency to really suck the big one. Let this zero symbolise a big razorgrin hug from me to you. Ia Hastur!
on Jesus was the Antichrist by TheDevil
23 Jan 2003, 10:33 AM
giggle giggle.
on some deleted poem
23 Jan 2003, 10:36 AM
you just made the last tattered shred of my soul die. I hope you're happy. hellwench.
on some deleted poem
23 Jan 2003, 10:40 AM
No. you smell like ass. Reading this could only be likened to the time I found out that I can't get drunk anymore. Nonstop puking, that's the only emotion this brings to mind. You gurgle turds. Feel the wrath of a Constitution-draining zero of wounding!!
on Words of Wisdom... by loneshadow29
23 Jan 2003, 10:44 AM
There's always fiberglass insulation boxer biriefs or a nice razorwire g-string if the hemp undies seem too "hippie" for ya. lick the zero, baby. ohhh...yeah.. that's good.
on The Coming Light by poetandknowit
22 Jan 2003, 9:50 AM
Hey p&k. I'm here merely to deliver a message from the delightfully saucy miss limonade. She says goodbye, and that she doesn't love you anymore. She told me to tell you. That and she's not coming back.
on Ode to spoons by Dostoyevsky
22 Jan 2003, 6:42 AM
Fantastic. All the spoons in my house are dirty and in the kitchen sink, but they dance for you, good sir.
on some deleted poem
20 Jan 2003, 6:42 AM
I dunno, dude. Street Fighter 2 was better. Chun-Li all the way. 9.
on Unmasking Wyverns by horus8
17 Jan 2003, 6:47 AM
holy damn.that is truly mighty. you do know your kung fu.
on dark angel is a whore by UAFANTHORPEY
17 Jan 2003, 6:46 AM
nyet.
on Sex with a hairy brazilian by scitz
22 Jan 2003, 6:40 AM
Well, that's unfortunate. perhaps you should always carry a Lady Gilette and some shaving cream in case of such emergencies.
on some deleted poem
17 Jan 2003, 6:49 AM
cool.
on some deleted poem
23 Jan 2003, 10:57 AM
Cold makes for good poems, and this one is very good indeed.