poemranker ::20 most recent comments by razorgrin (301-320) and replies

Comments byrazorgrin, 301–320 back, including replies. Only comments on poems

on Sex with a hairy brazilian by scitz 22 Jan 2003, 6:40 AM
Well, that's unfortunate. perhaps you should always carry a Lady Gilette and some shaving cream in case of such emergencies.
replying on Watching Fraser Shop On Ebay by razorgrin 22 Jan 2003, 6:31 AM
Neat. When I left, he looked like he was either going for the full dress uniform or the cap. Another friend of mine got a 10-year service KGB pocket watch when he was in Moscow.
on Tree (WARNING: do NOT hug!) by Yardbird 21 Jan 2003, 1:40 PM
The title is adorable. I like trees better than people. Go Ents!!
on Head and Shoulders by Jeremi B. Handrinos 21 Jan 2003, 1:37 PM
Holy Shit! I'd believe it. I also heard that anti-dandruff shampoo causes baldness.
on Dr. Skellington by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 20 Jan 2003, 6:43 AM
Necromantically delicious.10.
replying on A Passing Love by razorgrin 18 Jan 2003, 5:50 PM
I don't remember what I said. i doubt i was even that pissed. whatever. peace.
on Sex by MuDvAyNe 17 Jan 2003, 9:43 AM
I cast power word: Kill.
on Unmasking Wyverns by horus8 17 Jan 2003, 6:47 AM
holy damn.that is truly mighty. you do know your kung fu.
on dark angel is a whore by UAFANTHORPEY 17 Jan 2003, 6:46 AM
nyet.
replying on Perversions 3: Payback by razorgrin 17 Jan 2003, 6:44 AM
thankee. I take a bow.
replying on Perversions 3: Payback by razorgrin 17 Jan 2003, 6:43 AM
yeah, so I don't know the correct term for a midget fetish. sue me.
replying on Perversions 3: Payback by razorgrin 17 Jan 2003, 6:42 AM
The last one is abut ed gein. If you picked it up, doesn't that suggest a little about your mental state?

I am amoral. Just to set the record straight, I am a modified hedonist/autotheist. As nothing in the universe has inherent value, I am free to give it whatever value I deem fit. This is better than the bible! better than ayn rand! better than the beatles!
on <{Grasping^Grendals}> by Bachus 16 Jan 2003, 1:44 PM
This is +4 rockin'. Best Grendel poems ever.
replying on Car Crashes by poemwanker 16 Jan 2003, 1:43 PM
Pickle lickin' pee-pee smellin' smaller-than-a-breadbox one-balled corn husking ball of crap shaped lke a little man.
replying on Perversions 3: Payback by razorgrin 16 Jan 2003, 1:35 PM
Forensic Entomology also called to me, but poking into minds won out over maggot farming. i wanted to be an entomologist when I was very small. yay, bugs! yay brains!
replying on The shirt I wore to dinner. by Jeremi B. Handrinos 16 Jan 2003, 11:10 AM
Salmon and tuna are my favourites. Tons of wasabi and ginger. I like it with perrier. Dee-lightful.

The dr.giggles guy? that's pretty fucked up. Somehow, you don't seem like you'd be the quiet one in any situation.
on the midget of humiliation by Bill Z Bub 16 Jan 2003, 11:03 AM
I like the midget. keep him. and the rest too.
replying on Perversions 3: Payback by razorgrin 16 Jan 2003, 10:44 AM
"Bitch", dear. I'm a lady. I just showered this morning. I smell like Herbal Essences, soap and ginger lip gloss. As such, I'm not dirty. I am, however, a truly awful person.
replying on Perversions 3: Payback by razorgrin 16 Jan 2003, 10:42 AM
I just noticed that I misspelled it. eek! I am actually blushing with embarassment. i fix it now.
replying on Perversions 3: Payback by razorgrin 16 Jan 2003, 10:40 AM
My obsession with the abnormal? Among other things, I am working on a double major in Psychology and Criminology. After I get my doctorate, I intend to be a criminal profiler specializing in ritual and sex crimes. As such, it is my calling. "An moral"? What the hell is "an moral"? 'amoral', perhaps? Your grasp of English stuns me with its glory. Who do you think you are to place moral judgments on me? I answer to myself alone. I need serious help, you say? Based on what? Unless you have seen my scores on the Minnesota Multiphasic test or any of the others I have done, you know jack-all. Or do you prefer psychoanalysis to behaviourism? You haven't seen enough of me to tell anything that way either sooo... long story short, eat me, wench.