replying on The Film Epic That Is Blacula by razorgrin
20 May 2003, 10:19 PM
"I curse you to bear my name. You shall forever be known as....Blacula!"
on Just let me bee by DeadtotheWorld
20 May 2003, 2:19 PM
Here's me sending you a box of killer bees. Assmaggot.
on Love Squirts by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
20 May 2003, 2:18 PM
sounds abrasive.
on fuck that bitch by Lucifer
14 May 2003, 3:10 PM
It's not a poem, either. here's a hot tip to assist in your 'artistic suffering': Step One, find a belt sander, preferably Black & Decker. Step Two: Apply genitals to said sander. Step Three: turn switch to 'on' position. Now get off the fucking stage, you polyp-picking little twit.
on Too Dead to Live by DeadtotheWorld
7 May 2003, 3:15 PM
"suf-fer-ring"? What the suffer-fuck? Great title, though. Almost, but not quite as good as Motorhead's classic "Killed by Death". However, sir, Lemmy, you are not.0.
replying on Yay for Unspeakable Evil! by razorgrin
5 May 2003, 2:09 PM
hug!
replying on Yay for Unspeakable Evil! by razorgrin
29 Apr 2003, 7:26 PM
Klaatu Barada Nitko. I'm a nerd.
replying on Yay for Unspeakable Evil! by razorgrin
29 Apr 2003, 7:25 PM
Alhazred. "That is not dead which can eternal lie.." Whoever finishes the line gets a super-magic hug.
on ~What if~ by ~Ashley Baby Girl~
28 Apr 2003, 6:04 PM
Q:what if you died a hideous death by Ebola? A:I would rejoice and do a little dance, knowing that you would cease to shit out utter meaningless drivel like this. Make the endless, repetitive, cheese-laden tripe stop, and I'll stop doing voodoo rites for you to experience sudden massive hemorrhages. Deal?
on Israel (Through The Eyes Of One Jewish Soul) by slana5
16 Apr 2003, 12:29 PM
Well, the poem is unremarkable and Zionism makes me sick. I add to the pile of zeros my vote.
on turd cutter by Count Flatula
15 Apr 2003, 1:04 PM
That scans really really badly. And it sucks. I dig your name though.
replying on youth in asia by suckmychucks
15 Apr 2003, 11:29 AM
I do.
replying on two flies by suckmychucks
15 Apr 2003, 11:28 AM
Again, no. Too small.On that topic you know, you can order products off the internet to fix that problem. Where do you get the 'masochist', anyway? As has been shown many a time, I enjoy causing the pain. Now if you refuse to clean my boots, you're going back in your fucking cage. Whiny little bitch.
on Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome by Stephen Robins
11 Apr 2003, 3:32 PM
in other words, I love you.
on Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome by Stephen Robins
11 Apr 2003, 3:31 PM
That is fucking delightful! Not only a wonderful parody, but gets me right where I love exotic infectious diseases. plagues make me feel all funny inside. I will send a bevy of charming unifected strippers to your home in thanks.10
oh dear gawd no! The illiterate twerp is trying to really uncreatively insult me! Whatever shall I do? Look Chuckles, 'm better at this than you, so don't try. I've seen many a teenybopper flamer like yourself attempt to out-heckle me and they all failed. In short, your kung fu is nothing compared to mine, so give up. Get a hobby, go outside and play, jerk off to avril lavigne, just wait until you're a little older and better armed before you get into verbal sparring matches. Hugs 'n' kisses!
replying on two flies by suckmychucks
11 Apr 2003, 3:21 PM
I doubt you could. too small and covered in small pimples. Cornhusker.
replying on All hail Discordia?(a true haiku story) by razorgrin
11 Apr 2003, 3:18 PM
That's a pretty sad try at a heckle, fartknocker. You're just all bitchy because I called you on some utterly crap poemes. You are indeed simple. Tell me, do use know how to use periods to end sentences, or do you always use "hahaha"? If the latter, I'm sure you're great at eulogies. How exactly is it not a poem? a series of haiku stanzas detailing a narrative, as a modification of a traditional form. That said, go squeeze your pimples and try again when you're older and have maybe grown some balls.
replying on Prayer for Peace by razorgrin
11 Apr 2003, 3:13 PM
Oh, tragedy! I have been found out as a mere commoner by some shitstain who couldn't punctuate a sentence to save his life. All is lost. Suicide again for me.