replying on California triolets by zodiac
5 May 2004, 2:51 AM
FBI - Fat Back Incredulity
on California triolets by zodiac
5 May 2004, 2:14 AM
Very good.
on -=Dark_Angel=_ fucks his mum With Stephan Robbins' face by <{Baba^Yaga}>
4 May 2004, 7:34 AM
You are a hopeless fuck.
on tribute by francis nor capule
4 May 2004, 5:41 AM
You appear to fail for failure's sake.
on sad bastard by FreeFormFixation
4 May 2004, 4:18 AM
Electro-Sausage.
replying on deviant conveniences by J.B. Manning
2 May 2004, 3:09 PM
Do you have a dossier on us all?
on your worth to me by francis nor capule
30 Apr 2004, 8:44 AM
Tramp concentrate! Merely add water to have the sweet taste of a tramp in a glass!
on My only friendship Poem by DrinkYouAway
30 Apr 2004, 7:34 AM
A lingering smell of "follow through" has permeated this poem.
on 011-66-677-346-5340 by RGallett
30 Apr 2004, 7:12 AM
WTF?
on Suicide over the course of a lifetime by GregDeEgg
27 Apr 2004, 6:26 AM
I was on the brink of buying a chocolate bar as an afternoon treat before I read this poem, it oso moved me that I decided I would rather give the value of my chocolate bar (26p) to a charity. I went on to the Christian Aid site which demanded a minimum donation of £15 a week, which duly signed up for. I had however forgotten that my mortgage payment was due to go out today as well and I only had enough money to pay the mortgage. Consequently, I have had my house repossed and am having tyo move in with Cliff Thornburn. Curiously enough I have always been a fan of Cliff and the chance to play snooker with him every night has so overwhelmed me with joy that I have just ejaculated into a stranger's mouth.
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on exist by the indign
27 Apr 2004, 6:21 AM
I grew so bored reading this that I started to pick my nose, only to realise I had a malignant cancer in my sinuses. I have subsequently had them removed and now walk around with a face like a bowling ball.
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on sweet surrender by francis nor capule
27 Apr 2004, 6:18 AM
I laughed so hard as I read this that I soiled my new pair of Thomas Pink boxer shorts and have had to dispose of them out of the window in the loo!
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on The Brigadier's Motto by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
26 Apr 2004, 12:53 PM
Is this based on our mutual military friend with a large head and saddlebags overflowing with corpulent fat?
replying on evolution 9 by wilco
26 Apr 2004, 8:39 AM
By evidence do you mean Mel Gibson's "The Passion" and Robert Powell in "Jesus of Nazareth".
replying on A Proclamation to Our Lord by Joe-joe
26 Apr 2004, 6:10 AM
Moab is my washpot.
replying on The True Irony by thepinkbunnyofdoom
26 Apr 2004, 2:49 AM
Enough said.
I developed an interest in girls which your flan like legs precluded you from joining in. Your devotion to the Englsh language, whilst standing you in good stead for long term employability as a clerk, did not allow you to develop any friendships or experience of fisting a girls tight anus.
replying on Radiation Reflections by sarah
25 Apr 2004, 1:48 PM
Why are you flirting is Sophie not putting out and you are having to resort to hiding behind computers as a sexual outlet.
Sarah, please do not fall foul of Fraser, he has a proven record of "grooming" girls on the internet. He uses the internet to hide his huge flan like legs which are obscenely reminiscent of those appended to VioletSuede (qv). He will lure you into liking his fat soul before emerging with his fat triangular head with flourescent ginger pubes a'top.
Sarah, please do not fall foul of Fraser, he has a proven record of "grooming" girls on the internet. He uses the internet to hide his huge flan like legs which are obscenely reminiscent of those appended to VioletSuede (qv). He will lure you into liking his fat soul before emerging with his fat triangular head with flourescent ginger pubes a'top.
replying on Dear M Foucault, or, How I knew our relationship was doomed by zodiac
23 Apr 2004, 5:31 AM
4. Thomas Hobbes - he was a sloppy cunt, State of Nature, State of my arse more like.
5. Jean Jacque Rosseau - credible right up to the part when he started fucking anything that moved including himself.
6. Locke - Would have had slightly more gravitas had his father not locked him up in a cupboard for the first 16 years of his life.
7. Darwin - rubbished in fine style by David Koresh.
8. Ron Atkinson - was for a time revered, however, recent actions have led to a revisionist backlash against what was formerly regarded as gospel.
on I, Ann Boleyn by http://mulberryfairy
23 Apr 2004, 5:22 AM
Oh Boy, thats real swell.