on ode to summer dreams by jsd
2 Apr 2004, 4:50 AM
This poem could amaze,
In many different ways,
However if it stays,
I will forfeit my lunch out of my bum before reaching a loo.
In many different ways,
However if it stays,
I will forfeit my lunch out of my bum before reaching a loo.
replying on Watching The Rose Grow by Blindpoetry
2 Apr 2004, 3:05 AM
"c'wound"
replying on Watching The Rose Grow by Blindpoetry
2 Apr 2004, 3:03 AM
Always a pleasure to be the harbinger of a new invention.
A pre-eminent Glans-splat.
A pre-eminent Glans-splat.
on Watching The Rose Grow by Blindpoetry
2 Apr 2004, 12:02 AM
Nice poem dicksplat.
replying on I Married an Infectious Woman (My Love, 'Futility') by SupremeDreamer
1 Apr 2004, 2:56 AM
Boy George split his frenulum trying, Elton John ruptured his ringpiece trying, Rockmage grew a beard to hide his flabby colon because of trying, Paul Newman had three vertebrae removed trying, George Michael wore his ridge off trying, The Thompson Twins ejaculated blood trying, but none of these famous fags could surpass you in being a such a cuntishly big gay.
on Jesus-f-ingChrist I'm Sober by embersandenvelopes
1 Apr 2004, 2:40 AM
An accident involving your bum and a gay man's knob.
on Try, Please Try by Spindle
30 Mar 2004, 7:25 AM
A fully ripened cadaver's glans.
on The Girl With the Tye-Dyed Hair by wilco
30 Mar 2004, 7:22 AM
A veritable lifetime of boil in the bag faeces.
replying on Tales From The Outhouse by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
19 Mar 2004, 4:13 AM
LOL!
on The Pedestal by Richard
19 Mar 2004, 4:10 AM
"The Pederast" more like LOLTTM WTF?
replying on Lunacy by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
3 Mar 2004, 6:53 AM
Why does that slag give all your poems 10? I think she probably typed your name into google saw my picture on my old company's website and has been a'swooning ever since.
replying on The Nude by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
27 Feb 2004, 3:29 AM
Have your testicles dropped yet?
on I don't wanna be me by AskittlesK
26 Feb 2004, 3:10 AM
Have you thought of setting this to music and having Rick Walla sing it?
on Good King Brownceslas by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
26 Feb 2004, 3:03 AM
Superb.
replying on My Back Fat by charlie busted
19 Feb 2004, 8:33 AM
I have been told that I bear an uncanny resemblance to Charlie from Busted and may I state unequivocally that you are a cunt.
on Gone Wrong by XpunkXgirlX
17 Feb 2004, 2:56 AM
"My heart has shattered like glass,
I wish this feeling would surpass,"
Strong evocative sentiment.
I wish this feeling would surpass,"
Strong evocative sentiment.
replying on Castaway by andrewjthomas
9 Feb 2004, 8:54 AM
I guess it all depends on how you define impressive and what scope you allow. If I interpret you correctly "impressive" in the context of this poem means poorly structured dull form that does not even stick to your own definition of the poem. If impressive also means making up gay names for aforementioned structure which is not adhered to then ythis clearly the most impressive jumble of asorted shite ever to have been laid down. However if impressive is to mean your rather girly way of responding and using * and >:@{ then you are sadly mistaken.
replying on Kernel of truth by annabellee
9 Feb 2004, 7:48 AM
You suck whole lung fulls of cum out of wizened old men's bums.
on mythical by SupremeDreamer
9 Feb 2004, 7:46 AM
Not only is this poem unutterable tosh the conversation between SupremeDreamer and Rockmage is the worst in this sites history
And i will it furnish,
A mark of more than two,
For at the moment it has made me revrse-void my lunch all over my seat.