| Re: Necromancers Song (Incubus Guitar & Buddhist Drums) by SupremeDreamer |
9-Feb-04/7:43 AM |
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Do you fuck as well as you write? If so Stephen Hawking is looking for a new bitch.
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| Re: Serendipity (title suggestions wanted) by SupremeDreamer |
9-Feb-04/7:42 AM |
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You are an unbelivable shitard.
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| Re: Castaway by andrewjthomas |
9-Feb-04/7:35 AM |
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This is the most impressive thing you have ever done.
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| Re: a comment on A Beard Most Foul by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w |
4-Feb-04/1:58 AM |
The devil is saving a special beard for you.
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| Re: A Beard Most Foul by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w |
3-Feb-04/2:12 AM |
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Superb the last verse serves as a prescient warning to those who sculpt and grow beards.
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| Re: His Master's Jodhpurs by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. |
29-Jan-04/3:09 AM |
dead good.
matthew & James do you remeber a chap called david wilson from High Wycombe? I know him and he has just dumped my friend I want to spank the living Greg Dyke out of him.
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| Re: All Alone In A Selfish Moment by ARTIE |
24-Oct-03/3:01 PM |
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Quite good like getting caught fucking your sister's mouth -10-
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| Re: verruca by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? |
24-Oct-03/2:59 PM |
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Splendid - 10- ignore Artie he is gay and didn't go to RGSHW
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| Re: a comment on Breasts by Stephen Robins |
24-Oct-03/2:53 PM |
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| Re: Ecohippie by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? |
9-Oct-03/8:07 AM |
Very good.
There once was a Goldsmith called Zac,
Who carried his wealth in a sack,
He sympathised a lot
With those who had not
He ended up painting himself black.
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| Re: Why You All Suck by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? |
7-Oct-03/8:27 AM |
There is no proven direct correlation between the possesion of arms and the quality of one's poetry.
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| Re: a comment on My love for Katie by Stephen Robins |
6-Oct-03/8:22 AM |
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The slag is shacked up with Gentle Ben on the everglades and spends not less than three hours each day fisting the big bear's big arse. She is such a pricktease.
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| Re: Until Then by Katie |
2-Oct-03/1:46 AM |
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I have just shot blood all over my screen - if I come again my colon will attempt to pop out through my Japs eye. But fuck this poetry is fucking great.
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| Re: Roll the dice (revised) by Katie |
1-Oct-03/8:23 AM |
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Right I hope your happy with yourself I am now unfertile; well unless I can gather up the lake of gametes under my desk and put them in the fridge before all my baby paste dies. But god that is good poetry!
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| Re: Days by Katie |
1-Oct-03/8:20 AM |
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If I come again my nuts will shrivel up and fall off and I shan't be able to produce anymore gametes. In the name of the lord please write no more of this sperm inducing poetry or I shall not be able to have children.
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| Re: As I lay by Katie |
1-Oct-03/8:18 AM |
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My third leg is providing a prop to my desk after reading your poetry!
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| Re: Which Ever Way The Wind Blows by Katie |
1-Oct-03/8:16 AM |
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I have blown my whack all over my shorts.
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| Re: Have You Ever Been In Love? by Katie |
1-Oct-03/8:15 AM |
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I literally can not stop coming.
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| Re: Where I Stand by Katie |
1-Oct-03/8:15 AM |
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| Re: Tomorrow by Katie |
1-Oct-03/8:13 AM |
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Tomorrow I will re-read your poem and come again.
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