on Necromancers Song (Incubus Guitar & Buddhist Drums) by SupremeDreamer
9 Feb 2004, 7:43 AM
Do you fuck as well as you write? If so Stephen Hawking is looking for a new bitch.
on Serendipity (title suggestions wanted) by SupremeDreamer
9 Feb 2004, 7:42 AM
You are an unbelivable shitard.
on Castaway by andrewjthomas
9 Feb 2004, 7:35 AM
This is the most impressive thing you have ever done.
replying on A Beard Most Foul by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
4 Feb 2004, 1:58 AM
The devil is saving a special beard for you.
on A Beard Most Foul by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
3 Feb 2004, 2:12 AM
Superb the last verse serves as a prescient warning to those who sculpt and grow beards.
on His Master's Jodhpurs by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
29 Jan 2004, 3:09 AM
dead good.
matthew & James do you remeber a chap called david wilson from High Wycombe? I know him and he has just dumped my friend I want to spank the living Greg Dyke out of him.
matthew & James do you remeber a chap called david wilson from High Wycombe? I know him and he has just dumped my friend I want to spank the living Greg Dyke out of him.
on All Alone In A Selfish Moment by ARTIE
24 Oct 2003, 3:01 PM
Quite good like getting caught fucking your sister's mouth -10-
on verruca by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
24 Oct 2003, 2:59 PM
Splendid - 10- ignore Artie he is gay and didn't go to RGSHW
replying on Breasts by Stephen Robins
24 Oct 2003, 2:53 PM
Yeah, face cancer will do what?
http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.j
this poem proves cancer is not funny.
on Ecohippie by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
9 Oct 2003, 8:07 AM
Very good.
There once was a Goldsmith called Zac,
Who carried his wealth in a sack,
He sympathised a lot
With those who had not
He ended up painting himself black.
There once was a Goldsmith called Zac,
Who carried his wealth in a sack,
He sympathised a lot
With those who had not
He ended up painting himself black.
on Why You All Suck by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
7 Oct 2003, 8:27 AM
There is no proven direct correlation between the possesion of arms and the quality of one's poetry.
replying on My love for Katie by Stephen Robins
6 Oct 2003, 8:22 AM
The slag is shacked up with Gentle Ben on the everglades and spends not less than three hours each day fisting the big bear's big arse. She is such a pricktease.
on Until Then by Katie
2 Oct 2003, 1:46 AM
I have just shot blood all over my screen - if I come again my colon will attempt to pop out through my Japs eye. But fuck this poetry is fucking great.
on Roll the dice (revised) by Katie
1 Oct 2003, 8:23 AM
Right I hope your happy with yourself I am now unfertile; well unless I can gather up the lake of gametes under my desk and put them in the fridge before all my baby paste dies. But god that is good poetry!
on Which Ever Way The Wind Blows by Katie
1 Oct 2003, 8:16 AM
I have blown my whack all over my shorts.
on Have You Ever Been In Love? by Katie
1 Oct 2003, 8:15 AM
I literally can not stop coming.
on Where I Stand by Katie
1 Oct 2003, 8:15 AM
Hey I came again!