on Nigger Hole by horus8
18 Jul 2003, 8:13 AM
This is very clever.
replying on MotherF*ckers Who Fuck Above/Two Story Apartment by JoyLuck
4 Jul 2003, 4:01 PM
wanker.
on Junior Trees by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
4 Jul 2003, 3:56 PM
This is uite simply briliant, how are you doing steve ?I have been drinking now for six hours and I hope you are still at work mofo.
on My last ever poemranker transmission by King Abdullah II
3 Jul 2003, 12:50 AM
See you later cock-4-lunch.
replying on Teen Hardcore by Johnnie Baptiste
2 Jul 2003, 7:45 AM
God's wife, Mr Pig, Mr Pig (again) and SupremeDreamer?
on -=Words_From_Dark_Angel=- by wEdible Underpantsw
1 Jul 2003, 9:29 AM
Any poem without a comment from that insufferable bore Horus8 gets a big thumbs up from me. Well Done!
replying on -=Dark_Angel_Is_No_Longer_Funny=- by wEdible Underpantsw
30 Jun 2003, 12:57 AM
Let's not get partisan you filthy hick pederast.
replying on -=Dark_Angel_Is_No_Longer_Funny=- by wEdible Underpantsw
27 Jun 2003, 4:52 AM
You are an arse.
on -=Dark_Angel_Is_No_Longer_Funny=- by wEdible Underpantsw
27 Jun 2003, 4:51 AM
Dark angel has only ever written two funny poems -child of my buttocks and a gentleman. All the rest of the humour generated was by hysterical yank fools who believe we should all have AIDS so as to have empathy with the fags and smackheads who are the petri dish in which the disease was formed.
Furthermore Bernard Manning is indeed funny. There was a documentary on him going to India on channel 4 last night (for those who do not know this TV channel is run by the British state to broadcast to aforementioned gays and drug addicts and has a distinctly anti-war stance). Bernard wheezed his diabetes addled body around India and was seen in only a pair of briefs whilst eating a curried tomato. The man is very very funny - I hope they capture the moment he dies in a fly on the wall documentary - that will be worth watching.
In short you have incorrectly articulated the sentiment I belive you were trying to express. That being that Dark Angel's poemas are tired and too full of in jokes to merit reading whereas Bernard Manning is not funny in the jokes he tells but is funny in the life he leads.
Furthermore Bernard Manning is indeed funny. There was a documentary on him going to India on channel 4 last night (for those who do not know this TV channel is run by the British state to broadcast to aforementioned gays and drug addicts and has a distinctly anti-war stance). Bernard wheezed his diabetes addled body around India and was seen in only a pair of briefs whilst eating a curried tomato. The man is very very funny - I hope they capture the moment he dies in a fly on the wall documentary - that will be worth watching.
In short you have incorrectly articulated the sentiment I belive you were trying to express. That being that Dark Angel's poemas are tired and too full of in jokes to merit reading whereas Bernard Manning is not funny in the jokes he tells but is funny in the life he leads.
on My Back Fat by charlie busted
27 Jun 2003, 1:29 AM
An interesting confessional. I applaud the sincerity of the sentiment. Charlie from busted is a very good looking person and I don't think a small smattering of back fat should interfere with both a succesful pop career and a healthy active life. Should the back fat subsume the front of you as well, enveloping what little visible frame you have remaining ala Rick Walla then I think you should write another poem concerning your general surfeit of blubber however at this time I believe the sentiment expressed here is both fitting and enough.
replying on Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome by Stephen Robins
15 Apr 2003, 8:12 AM
Judging by your poetry sah! pederasts in glasshouses should not throw black pots.
on i cant' let him go by roses are red
7 Apr 2003, 6:15 AM
I would sooner be found in bed stuck in Saddams arse by a CNN crew with my family watching then ever have to read that pile of contrived bowel leakage.
on I'm Pissed by NewbieMe
4 Apr 2003, 3:14 AM
piss poor, I suggest you pull the trigger.
replying on Offence by Stephen Robins
1 Apr 2003, 7:39 AM
There is no escaping the fact the plaudits are deserved.
on The Gentleman by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
28 Mar 2003, 6:25 AM
This is the best poem on this site. All the rest are crap including my own, but this actually made me chortle out loud, for this sah I commend you.
on The dance as old as time by wEdible Underpantsw
28 Mar 2003, 5:09 AM
However having just read katies dross poetry I have to admit I prefer the idea of breaching her maidenhead.
on The dance as old as time by wEdible Underpantsw
28 Mar 2003, 2:55 AM
Filth.
Turn right here, no not here.