poemranker ::20 most recent comments by Fraser Allonby Q.C. (141-160)

Comments bywFraser Allonby Q.C.w, 141–160 back. Include replies

on sevenfourteenrobinson by FreeFormFixation 14 Oct 2003, 10:35 AM
PLEASE COMMENT ON MY POEMS
on For M. B. by Tits 15 Oct 2003, 8:50 AM
Excellent. -10-
on some deleted poem 15 Oct 2003, 9:17 AM
This is rubbish, you scoundrel.

COULD DO BETTER IF TRIED HARDER.
on some deleted poem 16 Oct 2003, 5:15 AM
Splendid. -10-
on Quisling & white wine by horus8 11 Jul 2003, 3:17 AM
Mediocre. As usual.
on some deleted poem 17 Sep 2003, 7:58 AM
Excellent. This is one of the best poems to be posted on this website in a very long time. Damn your eyes, sah, and damn your pan-fried foie gras!
on I, Ann Boleyn by http://mulberryfairy 1 Aug 2003, 7:53 AM
WOW THIS IS BRILLIANT.

(See, walrus8, what good poetry looks like. Take a good long look. And then go and flush your head down a toilet.)
on Broken by OnTheOtherHand 11 Jul 2003, 3:15 AM
I like this poem slightly less than I like being forced to eat my own shit by my psychotic cell-mate
on some deleted poem 11 Jul 2003, 3:14 AM
Very good. I can imagine this beautiful song being sung with tender feeling by Elton John or Paul Simon at the funeral of a prominant politician. It brings tears to my eyes.
on some deleted poem 1 Aug 2003, 7:06 AM
LOLTTM, as walrus8 would say.
on My Friend Burgers by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 23 Sep 2003, 2:29 AM
This is really excellent. I laughed out loud when I read the last line of the third stanza. And again when I came to the last line of the poem.

I now conclude that -=Dark_Angel=- is not ?-Dave_Mysterious-? but I think they are friends from Trinity College as they both know the said Mr Turner, upon whom the nickname "Burgers" has been bestowed.
on Why You All Suck by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 7 Oct 2003, 9:28 AM
Your poems amuse me!!!!! Your lyrics are fab!!!
I laugh at your humourous verse!!!!!!111
Twelve people I know could do better than that -
But then none could do very much worse.

You slag.
on Primal Reality by peaceseeker 7 Oct 2003, 9:31 AM
my overweight
neighbor
fucked my dog
in the ass

BUT THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S A FAT DOG FUCKER

LOL!!

LOLTTM!!!!!!!!

Have fun!!!!

Nice to meet you!!!!!111

Thanks!!!!!111111111

Bye!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
DON'T GIVE UP THE DAY JOB!!!!!!!!1111111

your friend,

doug
on Breasts by Stephen Robins 24 Oct 2003, 6:19 AM
WOW!!!!!11
MEDIOCRITY CODE
01F49D04

http://www.mycgiserver.com/~prawne/code.jsp?action=decode&thecode=01F49D04
on My Love by baby_d 12 Nov 2003, 4:21 AM
You have said on your "user" page, under the heading "About": "I am in valid"

Do you mean that you are "an invalid" (i.e. a cripple)?

Or do you mean that you are "invalid" (i.e. not valid)?

If the latter, please tell me the ways in which you are not valid.

Yours,

Fraser.

P.S. I love your poems!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.P.S. I think you are great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.P.P.S. Will you marry me?????!????????!!!!!!!!!!!???
on some deleted poem 29 Jan 2004, 6:49 AM
LOLTTM!!!!!!11111111111

I love the last one best of all.

Have you listened to the Wesley Willis CD yet?
on A Different Point Of View by Billy Biff-Chin 4 Feb 2004, 3:29 AM
Ha ha! That's absolutely rubbish! You call yourself a poet? I don't know who you are, Mr Billy Biff-Chin, but I suggest you fuck off and never return. This poem is mind-numbingly shit. This should be placed in an anthology of the world's worst poems. -0-
on Beauty Sleep by Billy Biff-Chin 4 Feb 2004, 3:30 AM
I'm shaking my head in disbelief! This is appalling! "Never will you look like a creep"! You must be joking. This is terrible! -0-