on INDECENCY by TanHand
16 Feb 2003, 3:55 PM
Is it just me, or are you setting new boundaries for the term 'the one eyed mahout was a lonely wacko?' my favourite part was "[fat]" my choad buzzed than fairy-moaned.
replying on Run Forest! Run... by Bachus
15 Feb 2003, 1:31 PM
Chirping! Chirpinal! Chirpitive!
replying on Cupid promised me, Nadine by Shardik
14 Feb 2003, 3:57 PM
lest it's her honey, and he's the humming bird sipper.
replying on While mining in Tanzania by Bachus
13 Feb 2003, 4:56 PM
So, basically my ebola limericks have your aids limericks chirped.
I tried to warn you that aids was out and ebola was in, but you're too busy counting icicles.
I tried to warn you that aids was out and ebola was in, but you're too busy counting icicles.
on "last needle" by nolan
12 Feb 2003, 5:59 PM
"and you desire for something more, something real" r.
the only thing you've shot up is jello off of some lesbian sorority chick's one good tit.
shame really.
What a waste.
the only thing you've shot up is jello off of some lesbian sorority chick's one good tit.
shame really.
What a waste.
on Superman VS. The Stairs by TanHand
12 Feb 2003, 5:55 PM
Do you realize that i am the only one that loves you and votes on your
'worke'? Thanks for the recipe and the paintings by the way... it's raining here see, and i'm sullen. chirpe. " Of urine and grab bars " ace! by the way i drink my own semen when practicing magicke chirptuals, and was my beautiful face with my own urine too... Mae West, taught me how.8.
'worke'? Thanks for the recipe and the paintings by the way... it's raining here see, and i'm sullen. chirpe. " Of urine and grab bars " ace! by the way i drink my own semen when practicing magicke chirptuals, and was my beautiful face with my own urine too... Mae West, taught me how.8.
on staring by moonlight_sky
12 Feb 2003, 5:49 PM
My hoof will tell your face... right after i beat you senseless with a head of kale (the equivalent to being beaten with a head of lettuce, but with more calcium). beware.
replying on The unlucky Janitor haikus by Bachus
11 Feb 2003, 12:35 PM
They showcase, but hardly what you think. Plaid is for overpaid
interior designers with weak bladders and divinity complexes. by the way.
interior designers with weak bladders and divinity complexes. by the way.
replying on Raw boy chiva by horus8
8 Feb 2003, 6:49 PM
Spectacular composition by the way..like wagner after a lobodomy and botched sex change operation. Resting easy though in the comfort of affordable good jewish therapy, and a good shabbas.
on Exsqueeze Me? Baking Powder? by Yardbird
8 Feb 2003, 6:41 PM
I would just call this baking powder. is mucho funny, que no?!
on Harry Potter and the philosophers stone by ==Doylum
4 Feb 2003, 8:59 PM
"it helps YEE if you're queer" showoff. barely. I did care for chutney flicking sidekicks, but i was over that qite quickle-ry. care for a quickle?
on The Grapes of Wrath by ==Doylum
4 Feb 2003, 8:50 PM
"I can see the problems shining in the flaring 'helmet' lamps" fool.
the cuban heel gladly earns you many chained ten year olds though. enjoy.
9.
the cuban heel gladly earns you many chained ten year olds though. enjoy.
9.
I draw a bead from up high in my cliff side perch. The sun is sweltering and blasting my eyes cruel like. a little closer..damnit, as sweat is stinging my sore chapped lips... just a bit *crack* cha chink ba chink ker *ack*.
a confused horse with an empty saddle and a wilting and tumbling head of kale are all that's sadly left. my work is done here. i put my new 30 od self re-chirping kale gun with cell phone coimpatibility back in it'd photosynthetic recharger, mount my palfrey and depart into the crimson and burnt umber dipping orb(the sun) whilst whistling a sullen ballad nonetheless in G chirpe. another day, another bounty, and i'm none the wiser....dewwy ewewy ewe dew ewe ew. dew dew dewey dew dew dew dewey dew. that's just the big chirpe on my shoulders talking there people coupled by the experience of my clovered hooves.
a confused horse with an empty saddle and a wilting and tumbling head of kale are all that's sadly left. my work is done here. i put my new 30 od self re-chirping kale gun with cell phone coimpatibility back in it'd photosynthetic recharger, mount my palfrey and depart into the crimson and burnt umber dipping orb(the sun) whilst whistling a sullen ballad nonetheless in G chirpe. another day, another bounty, and i'm none the wiser....dewwy ewewy ewe dew ewe ew. dew dew dewey dew dew dew dewey dew. that's just the big chirpe on my shoulders talking there people coupled by the experience of my clovered hooves.
replying on Run Forest! Run... by Bachus
3 Feb 2003, 7:08 PM
The other day whilst traversing a pothole invested road. My car began making a strange and wispy chirp. Immediately I thought of our days together, and all of those insightful picnics at the lake. i wept openly. Then i chirped along with it. For you.
on Slow motion by INTRANSIT
2 Feb 2003, 8:25 PM
Have they named those microcosmed minature snow towns in the shake up see through glass globes yet?
replying on One Moment to the Other (v2) by nentwined
2 Feb 2003, 8:09 PM
No, but apparently your face does.
replying on The Kansas City Chiefs suck by Jeremi B. Handrinos
2 Feb 2003, 8:06 PM
>I say ole man, good to see you an all that... tea?<