on Existence by ThoughtfulSoul
1 Aug 2002, 6:40 PM
You ever break open a fortune cookie, and just fall down laughing in irony over what you've just read. I'm not laughing, ironic don't you think
on Bring me back to life by kawakurdi
1 Aug 2002, 4:56 PM
I read this one upside down and still enjoyed. Thank God for Pabst.
on My purple headed womb ferret by ==Doylum
1 Aug 2002, 4:43 PM
Exactly what I have been wanting to state to him all along. You have a way with words. Does your mother per'chance mash the potatoe. Do you rub St. Patrick for hours until he rubs you bac? Yes, you are the bringer of///// and wit. I'm on your team. Red~Rover. Red~Rover. Send Bachus on over.
on trapoide by Angel_of_fait
31 Jul 2002, 6:42 PM
Viktoriar spulling is Huh..Imp[ortaint..Ommm.. Okay..Otay
on Voices by justintotennis
31 Jul 2002, 6:39 PM
See that bobber on the end of your pole kid. That's god trying to tell you something. And what he's saying by jerking your lucky bobber around like that is PULL, PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS! Thus capturing the fish enabeling you to spread the good clean word. And don't forget to share your fish! That is all. Good day
on Flesh of Stone by Tangerines
31 Jul 2002, 6:26 PM
Can I take a picture of you in a french cut? On a Harley. You see i got this calendar idea. Brilliant. Really. Call me. Call me a redneck yah!!!Seweyyyy!
on The Nude by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
31 Jul 2002, 4:57 PM
This is that new "art" edgy style. I think it's shit, and just vaguely subterranian enough to cause vaginal cramping and leg fanning in all puberty stricken young women who even take a whiff, across the 50 great states of our super nation. The Octypuss America. Bow, for we are all nude and guilty. Give up the fart, and love the nipple. Take an Aztec slave and make him walk around naked and mine you silver all day. that's what I'm getting, and That's the way it made me feel
on AIDS in a Glass by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
31 Jul 2002, 1:16 AM
I lick this one. It's foul and pisses stupid 2 dimesional people off. You are a Dark Turd beak master. Like Marc Singer on Ex-ctast-y. I bet you're religous like me. Low is good in this category. Right?
on To You by Cha no Onna
31 Jul 2002, 1:08 AM
An oldie ,but a goodie
on THEIR MOCCASINS by ani
31 Jul 2002, 12:08 AM
I like injuns. Theys got fire water. An teepees, an Squaws.
on Mary Mother by DevilTmptrss
30 Jul 2002, 10:17 PM
Alright Damnit now I'm gonna show you the inside of my trailor and my iridescent lava light. Jimi Hendrix. Wiccan sex alters. Food stamps. Come on-in your gonna love this.....
on Scars by DevilTmptrss
30 Jul 2002, 10:12 PM
Hey their little lady I have a whole glove box full of neosporin. Why don't we take my El camino down into that shadowy culdesac over yonder!
on Morphine Cherries of August by horus8
30 Jul 2002, 10:06 PM
And you call me a "sick red-neck". You are a sick letch of a sociopath. Good luck with therapy. Too bad for Denise's immediates. You probably listen to Pink Floyd and think you're deep. Huh. I bet you do.
on I Hate You by mytenderrage
30 Jul 2002, 4:52 PM
This reminded me of the time I was in my 67 camaro, and I went to light my cigarette with the car lighter, but lo and behold. No cigarette their. I am now deformed not only by this piece of writing, but also by that mindless incident. {Legend} At least the poet with the symbols in his name has work out there to be critiqued (proper spelling) if quoting. Count how many times the bird chick uses the word "i" multiply that by how many "you"s, then divide by number of characters present: Answer is on page 57 of William Burroughs inciteful legendary work "The Job". Something that I believe none of you "poets" seem to have. Happy Hunting Hecate
on Advice Given On Drama by Blake
30 Jul 2002, 3:53 PM
This is really fucking pathetic, " a recipe to enjoy a night out in New Hampshire with your Grandmother". What is this you're "method"? You're "tool"? Watching you spar with "beak" boy though, oddly enough, makes this twinkly little "turd" almost worthwhile. Almost. Little boy with little pen VrS Big Bird~man with little "beak". How amusing. Good day and good riddance!
on IT'S ONLY A JOB by horus8
30 Jul 2002, 1:33 AM
What? Do you think you're the devil? Or just a Taoist. You should go to bed JBH. I should kill my pet parrot after reading this Fantasy trash! What? Do you jerk off to Piers Anthony or something. Faggot!
on The Wonderful Creators by abecedarian
29 Jul 2002, 10:38 PM
Since you are my first vote on this site I am going to be lenient. But shouldn't you try? I wish you wouldt
on The Rocky-Horus picture show by horus8
29 Jul 2002, 9:17 PM
What is this? Some kind of sick joke or something? A play? If so. wow! If not, my friend, then you need serious help because the last time I checked tapping peoples phones was illegal. Isn't it?s
I bet your a breeder too.