poemranker ::20 most recent comments by Bachus (1281-1300) and replies

Comments byBachus, 1281–1300 back, including replies. Only comments on poems

on Dick Cheney, Man of Tomorrow by bondjedi 7 Aug 2002, 7:52 PM
Surely ingenius. No genus. Sabaceous. Good American fun!
on Standards by skaskowski 7 Aug 2002, 7:49 PM
This is more of that god damn art shit. But fuck it. It's smarter than goose shit. Good fertilizer. Don't knock good shit unless you try it! God damnit
on Lucky's Day by razorgrin 7 Aug 2002, 3:15 PM
What is this? A Ricki Lee Jones concert. This is a shambles! Hardly at all interesting. In fact regrettably petite both in it's irony, and throw away attitude. Too sebaceous.
on Formidable Adversary(for ErgoErgun) by wordherd 7 Aug 2002, 12:14 PM
This is unworthy of the ergot prophet. "Cannon Fodder" is best delivered cold. In a frosted mug with the name Saint Stephen sweating on it's side. You are no Saint, but I prepare the best helquin trash.
on S by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 6 Aug 2002, 4:34 PM
You are the Mike tyson of the S world. Pound on! Pound on!
on Sound of Snow Falling by Aidaho 6 Aug 2002, 4:30 PM
This snow is yellow and melting quickly.
on You Crossed My Mind by gregg333 5 Aug 2002, 7:38 PM
Oh. I thought maybe Gregg Brady? Troy Athens Football!
on School girls lovely school girls by ==Doylum 5 Aug 2002, 7:13 PM
Fascinating. My sister wears cotton panties too. I like her. She makes me smile. You people make me cry. I want sister's panties. Maybe your panties too. could you skip home more to the left. So, I can touch you. Cuz I'm not right, But panties are good. Who really fucking is lacking so much attention in their sociopathic existences upon this talentless lackluster site of shite. That they would stoop to the vile sand-in-the-eye extent of writing lyrics pertaining to their twat-molder-holders. Wrenching. All true I hope? Well me for one! I choose to wear none! Yes tis true. Theyt'wereall ruined by poo
10, well how about a 5 for giving me blue balls. Guess which one I gave you. It's the same number of licks taken to achieve the middle of the tootsie-pop. Sop
on Sweetness by swift_enterprises 5 Aug 2002, 6:50 PM
Fuck yerself Mr. spock. Bones, analysis! Well Jim, all of the women on this planet seem to have three breasts, and hardly any STD's. Tell Chekov and Scotty to bring the tents and briquettes! I the name of Science, man!
on Reality by ThoughtfulSoul 5 Aug 2002, 6:46 PM
A penny for your thoughts. I am "rude", "bitchy", and bloating on thoughtfulsouls,angels,whitmans,keats',beets',beaks',hoofs',soulfull cereal, tight-vanerial, poeties,horus' and lovelysouless angels-of-wit shit tourettes fit slit FUCK MY CANINE CUNT YOU GUTTLESS NAKED CHELO PLAYING heart longing loveletter toting and caged children that don't know what ye must do! Just do it, like your uncle sam taught you too. Write about "realizing" and "imaginiation" (which happens to be the longest word used in this stew besides "figment" and "nightmare", well shit, it's complicated and does a whole lot for me it's almost a profligacy. Well almost?
on Jericho by goldfish 5 Aug 2002, 4:06 PM
Ditto, this is truely a heap of biblical yawnage. Befuddling, crippled and so fucking polite it makes me want to burn Christmas, Jesus, King David,and Jeopardy for even giving these twits fuel enough to get this far!@
on Birth by nentwined 4 Aug 2002, 1:48 PM
73 10's, Jesus Christ. What are you some kind of Messiah, cuz I read the poem, and I'm a little dissapointed kind of like that time I was doing a photo shoot of Sue Ann, and we had her naked up there on the hood of the car and , and.. then we hit that bump and she went under the front right tire and crushed her tit all up under me fender..She broke three ribs, but the pisser was the silicone took a month to scrub off from under my fender, and it fucks with your chrome too. Plus she was a bit out of commission, you know sexually. She could still cook and clean. But I had to jerk off for about two weeks there. So, it reminded me of that kinda.
on Name Game by psychedelic 4 Aug 2002, 1:19 AM
Ouch. Girl. You know how to pickem'
on The Lady by -=??lilaznjen??=- 3 Aug 2002, 11:29 PM
No kidding. Well in that case.
There is the man. He is at an satanic alter. He is getting kinky. With a man named "poetry that leads to divorce". Beware Lady
on To the Storm - A Final Prayer by Satine 3 Aug 2002, 11:24 PM
It's like Joni Mitchell with a cock and a 12 gauge. with just enough cliches to staunch the bleeding.
on Sabre by tiamat 3 Aug 2002, 11:16 PM
Tennis balls should be made out of steel. More velocity!
on Voluntary Gender Homocide by skaskowski 1 Aug 2002, 7:58 PM
Pan just whispered to me that this one is fit to be immortalized. You are a brilliant polock.
on THE DEFENSE RESTS by horus8 1 Aug 2002, 7:55 PM
And here I thought you were a pansy. What you and Jacque didn't go "do lunch"? The only thing of yours that I have been able to stomach thus far. Cuz I like Dikes especially with "Ice~man" flat tops. Top gun ruled!
This is pretty damn smart. I think. I know.
on Teenage Graffiti by JanieDoe 1 Aug 2002, 7:31 PM
The memory of my breath condensating upon my desk is overwhelming, vivid, I've printed this one out and put it behind a refrigerator magnet. That way I wont feel to old in the morning when I go to the cooler on the other side of my trailer and grab myself a cold one while scratching my smelly hairy pot belly. Cuz the fridge is broke and outside, but not lonely cuz its got your poem keeping it company.