poemranker ::20 most recent comments by Tascobar and replies

Comments byTascobar, the 20 most recent, including replies. Only comments on poems

on If I Could by little_angel_maria 14 Jan 2003, 9:56 AM
I hope you've got a lawyer, as Hallmark could quite conceivably sue you for this dirge.
replying on My Friend? by Blade 29 Nov 2002, 3:17 AM
Mr Blade - I fear you need to be sterilised or killed in order to preserve the human gene pool. Any volunteers?
replying on Maria's ways on how to deal with puberty! by little_angel_maria 27 Nov 2002, 9:52 AM
What a delightful little scamp you are. I give you the highest mark of any of your work so far, and you respond unkindly. I must confess, that sound you just heard was my heart breaking. Sob.
on Maria's ways on how to deal with puberty! by little_angel_maria 26 Nov 2002, 6:40 AM
Yet another atrocious posting - however this time you get a 1, as it is marginally better than your usual litter.
replying on Losing Control by Tarquin De La Bog 18 Nov 2002, 5:32 AM
Is that the putrid fester of a premenstrual hag I detect?
replying on The Way It Is by Tascobar 18 Nov 2002, 5:29 AM
Quite correct. But look again, young infidel. 'Twas not the taunt which is spoken without thought, but the harsh words. When being pedantic, please also try to be accurate. That's all, comrade.
on one word by Blade 18 Nov 2002, 5:22 AM
I think the most appropriate statement I could offer would be that this is by far your finest submission to date, and in all likelihood, will remain thus. 1.
on Slow death by Blade 18 Nov 2002, 5:19 AM
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. 0. If only the slow death were that of your desire to compose.
on HATE by Blade 18 Nov 2002, 5:17 AM
Total toss. 0. Again.
replying on why? by little_angel_maria 15 Nov 2002, 7:45 AM
whoops just *came*
replying on why? by little_angel_maria 15 Nov 2002, 7:44 AM
*kiss kiss*
replying on My Friend? by Blade 15 Nov 2002, 7:01 AM
You make no sense. And you still need a dictionary.
on Faucet's got a nasty drip. FUCK! Not again! by <{Baba^Yaga}> 15 Nov 2002, 5:07 AM
How large must a cunt be to earn the classification "vast"?
I must know.
Oh, the poem. Have a 6, and next time, bag it up.
on Handy Smurf by Bachus 15 Nov 2002, 5:02 AM
This is fantastic. 9. A gem of a haiku, on a politically and socially relevant issue. I almost came. Almost.
on Cover song by bondjedi 15 Nov 2002, 5:01 AM
6 in the last line.
So
you
get
a
big
fat
0.
on The Limerick of Dave by worldsofwar 15 Nov 2002, 4:59 AM
This may actually be the dullest, least inspired, most insipid effort I have seen to date. 0. It is actually traumatic to read more than once.
on Poet's Rest by Brennan 15 Nov 2002, 4:52 AM
A pointless poeme, but a decent effort nevertheless. 6. An enjoyable use of 30 seconds.
on A Well Worth Wait by savannah 15 Nov 2002, 4:50 AM
Aaaaaaah. I can feel my heart melting. 3. Less of a poem, more a plot line on a crappy, low-budget US sitcom.
on Hit & Run by horus8 15 Nov 2002, 4:47 AM
Strangely composed, but I like this one. 7. Try not to drink and drive, though. I find that spillage plays merry hell with the upholstery.
on Recent History by Nicholas Jones 15 Nov 2002, 4:43 AM
I detect a vile stench, and I suspect that the culprit is this poeme. 1.