suckmychucks
on The Sunset Blvd. Cabbage limericks by Shardik
10 Apr 2003, 12:01 PM
doesnt make any sense..hee haw. yes, hee haw indeed.
i give you a 10 for the buttfucking. this is a buttfucking awesome piece of shit, laddy.
this is not a limerick, nor worth finishing at that early realization, you putz.
you just smoked yourself retarded.
get back on the meds, dude.
ok, can i tell yours?
ew god damn why did you say live journal? my skin is crawling.
Yeah, I got a bridge for you to gap 'twixt my splendid Africanian bowled and belashed cheeks.
amungst? you're not from around here, are you...
quit swallowing your syllables and speak, dammit. the age of reason has long since past and your classical restraint is torturous to the romantic notions presented.
This is about as different as iowa is from Nebraska.
i'm crying.
fuck you pus licker.
The last line doen't scan. Instead, it irritates like the whiny voice of a zitty teenager. Which, if you think about it, makes sense.
Shitty. Sounds like you just discovered booze. You're all "hee hee, look, I'm drinking BEER!" So lame.
Lame-ass goth schmuck. I should have guessed. Your eyeliner is crooked.
I give you a finger and a plague of irate candiru fish. I do not look up quialing, therefore I did not know of the exact spelling. I apologized in the poem if it was incorrect. I did not plagiarise, you snivelling little shit. I asked a dear friend for suggestions and he wrote me out a list of topics. As for spelling, you spelled "else's" improperly, leaving out the apostrophe denoting the posessive. However, I suppose I can expect that sort of churlishness from an insignificant little twit who would attempt to insult me in the manner you did. Now, kindly go make sweet love to a mid-sized saguaro cactus. Hugs 'n' kisses!
Stanza 3 is strong I do like it, however it just doesn't do enough to excite my literary erogenous zones. Try condensing these images, writing is a portrait of hard bristles and soft fingers, I see your angst and think you could do another draft, its not bad my darling
I must dash now Z to fix the leak in the summerhouse, I do hope you have your reply forthwith.
I look awfully tired as well maybe I need a hot martell and bed.
I have personally dusted down my bifocals to offer you a few curmudgeons on politicians, and Nicholas one hopes you enjoy them as much as I.
1) if President Bush has a straight penis, its the only part of his adminstration that is
2)They are nothing else but a load of kippers - 2 faced with no guts
3)Mothers want all their sons to become president but they dont want them to be politicians in the process.
For now my dear boy, farewell.