-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
replying on Epistemology (2nd draft) by Ranger
10 Jan 2003, 7:09 AM
It is far too late for Humble Apologies, old horse!
The Ranger the Riddle the Wise Man enweaved dumbfounded shall be slain.
geee....what was that all about?
yeah yeah thiis poem is cool and i think that john major is the best, conservitives rule
and yeah the rosie is back with quality on top
And yes, you win this game of chess. I am far too confused to carry on, good sir!
You were indeede.
Good sir, I came onto this site to learn. You have obviously had what is known as a Classical Education. I have obviously not. Please accept my most Humble Apologies for doubting you, sir, I have been subjected to Excessive Stupidity in my lifetime. Will you aid me on the path to Poetic Enlightenment?
Moreover, it is not only grammatically correct, it is factually correct.
And I was that shoehorn.
Then I would urge you to consider the following: What if there were a pirate who procured a parson's nose? That would be the parson's nose the pirate procured. And what if the pirate caused the parson's nose to lubricate a shoehorn? That shoehorn would be the shoehorn the parson's nose the pirate procured lubricated. And then if the shoehorn were to glisten after being belubricated with the Shoe-horne, one might say that the shoehorn the parson's nose the pirate procured lubricated glistened.
Checkmate, I believe.
It's not gramatically correct, that is.
Maybe in your world, Dark Angel.
No it's not.
Perhaps "TO shoehorn the parson's nose, the pirate procured lubricated...whatever". It shouldn't finish with a verb.
I like the twee self censorship of blocking out your own swearwords. My, how Derrida would laugh!
Did it start to sprout? Or should that be; "Dide itte beginne to sproutte, dearre sir?"
Ranger
on OK, I apologize - it's steaming shite and no mistake, but it was the best I could come up with on the spur of the moment. I'm off to slit my wrists now, since writer's block has sent me spiralling into the depths of the deepest depression in human history... by Yardbird
10 Jan 2003, 4:00 AM
Marvellous
cleverdevice
on Maria's ways on how to deal with puberty! by little_angel_maria
10 Jan 2003, 3:32 AM
Yeah, and remember guys, on the first date, there is a fine line between persistance and stalking! And they don't like that sexy breathing down the phone either!
How do make a baby float?
Take your foot off his head!
cleverdevice
on OK, I apologize - it's steaming shite and no mistake, but it was the best I could come up with on the spur of the moment. I'm off to slit my wrists now, since writer's block has sent me spiralling into the depths of the deepest depression in human history... by Yardbird
10 Jan 2003, 3:25 AM
Oh yes, seven years in tibet 2 I think.
Hahahahahahahaha.
Kicking piece
I love this its kind of eerie very atmospheric -10
Thought this was a bit anonymous on a 1st read but I keep reading it and more reactions follow each time. i will vote soon