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hahahah a dungeon master hahahaha
some deleted user replying on horus8 by sooz 28 Nov 2002, 12:27 AM
whoa, you have mad skillz, ohh. I just read that and I regret to inform you that I was incorrect. what was that you said? you have a 12 inch cock in your mouth? and you still manage to talk all that shit? I hope your fingers fall off moron.
sooz replying on horus8 by sooz 28 Nov 2002, 12:25 AM
lacking any skill, your rhymes are so amusing, but far from a poem <3<3
horus8 on horus8 by sooz 28 Nov 2002, 12:20 AM
this is your big come back? you apparently have much to learn.. here.. let me help you..it goes swish swish swish and straight out your ass.. my twelve inch cock wearing a zoro mask..i know you're damn mad about your uncle phil, and how he made you swallow his spunky protein swill...it's okay..it'll be alright..even though you're a cum gurgling troglodyte...<horus scratch> shick shick shoe-woe-woe-woe shick..kick it....sitting on my porch counting hundred dollar bills..when up walks this punk that thinks he's got some skills, but lo and be hold..when he tried to bust his cap..he thought of uncle phil and his bumpy wet lap..with sweat on his lip, and no hair on his balls..now the cad is just another dike at niagra falls..but with no dress and with no barrel..what's your encore gonna be? a fucking christmas carol? and the beers go clink clink as the hotties blow kisses, you better back the fuck up, cuz i weild the stankest disses / bitch, your shit is so weak it's destroying your health..that's why you're the kind of fucking hack who needs to vote on herself. b
sooz on Child of my Buttocks by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 28 Nov 2002, 12:20 AM
hahaha rock :D
some deleted user on horus8 by sooz 28 Nov 2002, 12:00 AM
coolness has been achieved.
some deleted user on horus8 by sooz 27 Nov 2002, 11:44 PM
You Tell it like it is girlfriend, we really ought to be carefull about what people are having children, and you pointed that out well.
diamondeyez on like love in the movies by crin 27 Nov 2002, 11:38 PM
i like this poem...many can relate to it...including me and you can gt a million different interpretations from it
sooz replying on late night activities by sooz 27 Nov 2002, 11:37 PM
eh? i figure you don't need a mouth guard your boyfriends prolly into the gumming.
horus8 on late night activities by sooz 27 Nov 2002, 11:31 PM
here's a mouth guard, so when the smack down comes..you don't bite your tongue off.m
horus8 on anonymous guy by sooz 27 Nov 2002, 11:29 PM
der bleep dur blip der blooby clit. your swing was like a tee ball hit.b
sooz replying on Ambiguous Love Poem For A Girl I Once Knew by poetandknowit 27 Nov 2002, 11:25 PM
and egotistical that's lovely
horus8 on Scarred Hopes by Zubster 27 Nov 2002, 11:22 PM
guess what. you're a fucking pussy.??
horus8 on biZarro by ErgoErgun 27 Nov 2002, 11:18 PM
this is the first time in my life i've ever witnessed the total obliteration of a birthday pinata with a nucleur missile. Can i ask you a question? if you are an eighteen year old canadian 'chick' how pray tell would you get your material and opinions to structure this bitter mouthfull? surely not from someone else's opinion? because that would be just poor judgement and cowardly in your haste. since i can bet that they brought an adequate amount of resentment and confusion to the table with their piece to begin with, but with the hopes that it could reveal what enables us to draw false conclusions on situations that we are to immature to understand in our youthfull pride and intolerance. unless of course you strap one on too for pocket cash...then by all means..beat the dead dog back to life.t
some deleted user on late night activities by sooz 27 Nov 2002, 11:12 PM
omgoth :* *censored*
some deleted user on the love by sooz 27 Nov 2002, 10:26 PM
i would have given this a higher rating, but you are the wonderflorist, so i had to take a couple marks from it
Zubster replying on The Poem To End All Poems by Zubster 27 Nov 2002, 10:09 PM
sir, I have no friends of the dutch variety.
horus8 replying on Work by poetandknowit 27 Nov 2002, 9:52 PM
aren't all of our left feet sometimes.
horus8 replying on Living Conditions by Christof 27 Nov 2002, 9:47 PM
ahahahhhaa!oweeeeeeeeeee. hold my hat, i'm first.
horus8 replying on Living Conditions by Christof 27 Nov 2002, 9:44 PM
funny, and right on all accounts...except for the part where you weren't enjoying it..