on The Beauty of His Last Night Wasted by OneFingerAnswer
13 Feb 2003, 12:52 PM
Chirpe, indeede. Trying to be meaningful and deep, but comes out like a puddle of hedgehog piss. Fail.
on Grampa's Proverb by OneFingerAnswer
13 Feb 2003, 12:50 PM
When (1) + man(1) + uses(2) + a(1) + flame(1)= 6. (a)You can't count, assmachine. (b)Dumb statement worthy only of "proverbs for dummies" books. (c)Poorly written, overall. Therefore, a zero.
replying on Positivism and Behaviourism:They Suck by razorgrin
13 Feb 2003, 12:45 PM
that would be chas-ed, twatface. In what dimension does "chased" have two syllables? "Chaste", a homonym of "chased" has one syllable as well. How many fingers are you really? 12, I just think you can't count 'em right. Hugs 'n' kisses, bumblefuck.
on Boddhistava by Enki
13 Feb 2003, 10:40 AM
This thing made me think of the song "Obey the Cow God" by green jelly. but the poeme rocked less.
on Lindsey's Ballad by thepinkbunnyofdoom
11 Feb 2003, 9:54 AM
There's a lot of cliche in the language ("caged bird")bit, but if you polished it a little, it could be good.
replying on Perversions 4: Kink in Space by razorgrin
11 Feb 2003, 9:48 AM
It seemed time. Glad the otaku thing went over well. I've been into anime a lot lately, so you can see the inspiration.
thankee.
thankee.
replying on Perversions 4: Kink in Space by razorgrin
11 Feb 2003, 9:46 AM
I know it does. That's one of the reasons it's so popular among men. though a cockring or viagra are also viable options.
on Alphabet by thepinkbunnyofdoom
10 Feb 2003, 12:56 PM
you are such a CUUUUUTE little thing. I wrote more perversions for you.
on Magick Fingers of Love by Wulf
10 Feb 2003, 9:49 AM
Well that was an experience. a wise-ish man once said "those who spell magic with a 'k' aren't." I agree.
on Alphabet by thepinkbunnyofdoom
10 Feb 2003, 6:52 AM
Wow, I'm in a poeme! I'm flattered!
replying on An Ode to the professor, but not Marianne by Jeremi B. Handrinos
6 Feb 2003, 11:01 AM
I was thinking the Dark Elves as well, being the D&D geek I am.
replying on Feeling by chicka_babe05
5 Feb 2003, 6:35 AM
Hey, I just call 'em as I see 'em. I'd take that statement as something if I knew who Simon is... thanks, I think.
on What the runes said by INTRANSIT
4 Feb 2003, 11:03 AM
That's an odd coincidence, ==doylum. I was just watching Bill & Ted's excellent adventure. I like the freud jokes best.
on The Grapes of Wrath by ==Doylum
4 Feb 2003, 11:00 AM
bumtastic.
on An Ode to the professor, but not Marianne by Jeremi B. Handrinos
4 Feb 2003, 10:56 AM
Drow?
on Feeling by chicka_babe05
4 Feb 2003, 10:34 AM
"state of selfhood"? What the hell is that supposed to mean? Seriously, though, your eloquent and moving use of "you" to rhyme with "you" shall surely put you solidly into our grand poetic tradition. You may even dethrone shakespeare! One thing, though: wouldn't the touch of someone's eyes be all squishy and gooey? Not to mention painful for the other person. Lastly, leave God out of this poeme. I asked the big guy, YH-to-the-VH about you and he said, "Never heard of her." Then he fell back asleep. However, the archangel Jibreel did say that you deserve a zero for this lump of solidified porcupine smegma. Who am I to defy divine will
on Kaolin Fire is SHIT by poemwanker
3 Feb 2003, 9:04 AM
Wuv!