poemranker ::20 most recent comments by Tascobar

Comments byTascobar, the 20 most recent. Include replies

on If I Could by little_angel_maria 14 Jan 2003, 9:56 AM
I hope you've got a lawyer, as Hallmark could quite conceivably sue you for this dirge.
on some deleted poem 4 Dec 2002, 4:28 AM
What the fuck? Ali G has had his day I'm afraid. 3.
on some deleted poem 4 Dec 2002, 4:26 AM
Too true, buddy, too true. 9. Page 3 ain't porn - it's just a great way to kill a few minutes.
on some deleted poem 4 Dec 2002, 4:33 AM
Fucking hell. I've experienced a lot of poems on this site. This is one of the best. A rare 10 from me.
on HATE by Blade 18 Nov 2002, 5:17 AM
Total toss. 0. Again.
on Maria's ways on how to deal with puberty! by little_angel_maria 26 Nov 2002, 6:40 AM
Yet another atrocious posting - however this time you get a 1, as it is marginally better than your usual litter.
on some deleted poem 25 Nov 2002, 10:14 AM
As a devout atheist, I concur with the sentiments expressed. I also feel that this is the kind of material which Judas Priest recorded throughout the musical wonderland known as the 1980s. Take a 5, and if you so wish, hail Satan.
on Slow death by Blade 18 Nov 2002, 5:19 AM
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on one word by Blade 18 Nov 2002, 5:22 AM
I think the most appropriate statement I could offer would be that this is by far your finest submission to date, and in all likelihood, will remain thus. 1.
on My Friend? by Blade 15 Nov 2002, 4:39 AM
This putrid pile of festering bile should never have seen the light of day. 0. Add to the equation that if you feel that making friends with an illiterate deserves "poetic" tribute, I conclude that you are one lonely bitch, in addition to being an appalling poet. I bid you good day.
on Recent History by Nicholas Jones 15 Nov 2002, 4:43 AM
I detect a vile stench, and I suspect that the culprit is this poeme. 1.
on Hit & Run by horus8 15 Nov 2002, 4:47 AM
Strangely composed, but I like this one. 7. Try not to drink and drive, though. I find that spillage plays merry hell with the upholstery.
on A Well Worth Wait by savannah 15 Nov 2002, 4:50 AM
Aaaaaaah. I can feel my heart melting. 3. Less of a poem, more a plot line on a crappy, low-budget US sitcom.
on Poet's Rest by Brennan 15 Nov 2002, 4:52 AM
A pointless poeme, but a decent effort nevertheless. 6. An enjoyable use of 30 seconds.
on The Limerick of Dave by worldsofwar 15 Nov 2002, 4:59 AM
This may actually be the dullest, least inspired, most insipid effort I have seen to date. 0. It is actually traumatic to read more than once.
on Handy Smurf by Bachus 15 Nov 2002, 5:02 AM
This is fantastic. 9. A gem of a haiku, on a politically and socially relevant issue. I almost came. Almost.
on Faucet's got a nasty drip. FUCK! Not again! by <{Baba^Yaga}> 15 Nov 2002, 5:07 AM
How large must a cunt be to earn the classification "vast"?
I must know.
Oh, the poem. Have a 6, and next time, bag it up.
on some deleted poem 22 Nov 2002, 3:26 AM
An interesting perspective - but not well explored. 5. Keep 'em coming, you'll get there. I hope.
on Cover song by bondjedi 15 Nov 2002, 5:01 AM
6 in the last line.
So
you
get
a
big
fat
0.
on some deleted poem 29 Nov 2002, 3:11 AM
a) Not an haiku

and

b) very poor anyway.

Therefore a 1 is awarded.